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Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 27, 2018 at 11:32 pm
Exactly as it says.
Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent from other belief systems.
To begin, I present you with:
Saint Transvestus, the patron saint of priests wearing dresses.
Saint Pedu, the patron saint of molesting children.
Saint Cranius, Patron saint of silly hats.
Your turn.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 27, 2018 at 11:48 pm
St. Rectimus. assistant to St. Pedu
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 12:21 am
St. Oryctolagus of Aaaargh, patron saint of killer rabbits.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 12:31 am
Saint Shoob, the patron saint of butt slam.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 1:21 am
I’ve been sitting here trying to come up with something. I give up. 
I keep thinking Saint Stiffy, but I don’t know what to make it a saint for besides other stiffies.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 1:54 am
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Saint Meta
Patron saint of saints.
Satin Vade
Saint Dave is patron saint of The dyslexic.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 2:27 am
Saint Authentis - He only speaks the truth. Therefore he doesn't speak or classifies himself. The title is given to him.
Saint Adventurist - Uses religion as an excuse to make people happy and give them the confidence to pursue their own dreams. "Go out and live deeply. Passion before work. Don't worry God is by your side and will provide you with strength." He knows he's lying. And is secretly an atheist.
Saint Insta - This saint is an instigator and likes to provoke trouble on purpose. But it would likely go by undetected. He hides behind a charming, friendly facade.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 2:30 am
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The Prophet of paper jams and missing stationary (useful to have round the office).
The Prophet of Doom, Counter-Strike and other first shooters (useful to have on your team).
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 2:59 am
Saint Stupid - He actually believes all this religious crap.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 4:21 am
Saint Garrulous MacGonnigle, patron of the Gargling Gargoyles Of Glasgow.
Saint Dammitnotagain, patron of The Broken Bootlace When You're Already Late For An Appointment.
Saint Fuckcillantro, patron of Adding Trendy Herbs To Every Goddam Dish You Can Think Of Isn't Always The Right Move.
The Fierce Melon Of Judah (prophet), predicted the rise of drag queens.
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