You must admit, it'd be an hilarious wedding. :-)
Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 15, 2024, 4:05 pm
Thread Rating:
|
joke time
|
 
"Whose Crimea Is It Anyway? Where President Shithole makes it up, and the facts don't matter."
Cogito ergo dim sum ('I think, therefore these are pork buns').
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (July 10, 2018 at 10:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Cogito ergo dim sum ('I think, therefore these are pork buns'). Cogito ergo spud. I think therefore I yam. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
July 10, 2018 at 5:42 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2018 at 5:42 pm by ignoramus.)
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
(Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Fella with pirate hooks for hands walks into a bar and orders a large whiskey. 'Sorry,' says the barman, 'I can't serve you.'
A little affronted, the mans asks, 'Why on earth not?' Barman says, 'You look like a man that can't hold his liquor.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Suzy was just fed up with men who ignored her and only came around when they wanted something. So she bought a cat.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. 
A flat earther started walking to find the edge of the earth and prove it was flat.
He eventually came around.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(July 5, 2018 at 10:03 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: A good strong one first thing, then at regular intervals during the day. How I like my men: Determined minded, soft touching,, strong thinking, loud loving, pretty smiling, big eating, gentle teasing, honey kissing…but I’m not picky.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
| Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
| Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
| No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! | Jehanne | 10 | 2749 |
April 23, 2021 at 9:54 pm Last Post: arewethereyet |
|
| A sacred joke. | Mystic | 15 | 3310 |
January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm Last Post: Cyberman |
|
| Big Bang Theory Neil Tyson joke | Brian37 | 1 | 1607 |
May 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm Last Post: vorlon13 |
|
| There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere! | Minimalist | 3 | 2539 |
October 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm Last Post: Zidneya |
|
| Joke | Minimalist | 59 | 18802 |
June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am Last Post: Ravenshire |
|
| A little joke | Sup | 11 | 4743 |
April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4 |
|
| Evolution (is a) joke | JesusLover1 | 12 | 9434 |
March 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm Last Post: Minimalist |
|
| Preacher joke 02 | Drich | 2 | 1993 |
February 12, 2014 at 7:15 am Last Post: NoraBrimstone |
|
| Preacher joke 01 | Drich | 8 | 4844 |
January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am Last Post: Drich |
|
| Make Up An Atheist Joke | freedomfromforum | 5 | 3050 |
October 6, 2013 at 12:30 am Last Post: Angrboda |
|
Users browsing this thread: 269 Guest(s)
