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You must admit, it'd be an hilarious wedding. :-)




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"Whose Crimea Is It Anyway? Where President Shithole makes it up, and the facts don't matter."
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Cogito ergo dim sum ('I think, therefore these are pork buns').

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(July 10, 2018 at 10:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Cogito ergo dim sum ('I think, therefore these are pork buns').

Boru

You cant beat pork buns.
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(July 10, 2018 at 10:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Cogito ergo dim sum ('I think, therefore these are pork buns').

Boru

Cogito ergo spud.

I think therefore I yam.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?


(Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Fella with pirate hooks for hands walks into a bar and orders a large whiskey.  'Sorry,' says the barman, 'I can't serve you.'

A little affronted, the mans asks, 'Why on earth not?'

Barman says, 'You look like a man that can't hold his liquor.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Suzy was just fed up with men who ignored her and only came around when they wanted something. So she bought a cat.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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A flat earther started walking to find the edge of the earth and prove it was flat.

He eventually came around.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(July 5, 2018 at 10:03 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: A good strong one first thing, then at regular intervals during the day.

How I like my men:
Determined minded, soft touching,, strong thinking, loud loving, pretty smiling, big eating, gentle teasing, honey kissing…but I’m not picky.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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