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Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 29, 2011 at 5:21 pm
I've seen that picture before, it just goes to show how ignorant they are :p
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm
On average, how many boxes of crackerjacks does one have to rifle through before finding such a certification?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 29, 2011 at 8:43 pm
(September 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm)Rhythm Wrote: On average, how many boxes of crackerjacks does one have to rifle through before finding such a certification?

Only one. That's why there are so many of the idiots.
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 30, 2011 at 12:41 am
Theist guy later went on to say this...get ready to roll around in the irony here:

Regarding your unicorn example, I actually believe you have shown the true difference here between atheism and a "lack of belief." I actually believe that unicorns do NOT exist on Gliese 581d. My justification for this is due to the fact that unicorns are mythical creatures and, therefore, do not exist anywhere. This is not a terribly important question though. I'm not so passionate about Unicornism that I go on other people's statuses to provide arguments on why they, too, should not believe in unicorns. Furthermore, I am not currently lobbying for Facebook to add "Unicornological Views" on the info page (just under Political Views), so that I might be able to proclaim that I'm "aUnicorn." The question just isn't that important. But make no mistake about it, I am "aUnicorn."

Now...I do appreciate his humor...but goddamn...can we portray irony any more clearly?

There is actually as much, if not more evidence that unicorns may have existed than his [G]od!
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 30, 2011 at 12:47 am
I'd just send it right back word for word, replacing unicorns with god, aunicornisn with atheism. Few other minor adjustments for coherence, shouldn't be difficult.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 30, 2011 at 1:00 am
(September 30, 2011 at 12:47 am)Rhythm Wrote: I'd just send it right back word for word, replacing unicorns with god, aunicornisn with atheism. Few other minor adjustments for coherence, shouldn't be difficult.

But they don't get it. Unicorns are every bit as relevant as [G]od.

I finally told him I was an "ancient astronaut/alien-seeding" theorist. That should keep him busy. And funny enough...that "idea" has as much, if not MORE archaeological evidence to back it up...and at least modern humans have reported contact...versus...the bible stuff.
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 30, 2011 at 1:02 am (This post was last modified: September 30, 2011 at 1:03 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Hehehe, reported contact, yeah. Mostly in rural areas during happy hour..lol. Thx for sharing his little diatribes btw.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 30, 2011 at 8:16 am
(September 30, 2011 at 1:00 am)LunchBox Wrote: But they don't get it. Unicorns are every bit as relevant as [G]od.

I finally told him I was an "ancient astronaut/alien-seeding" theorist. That should keep him busy. And funny enough...that "idea" has as much, if not MORE archaeological evidence to back it up...and at least modern humans have reported contact...versus...the bible stuff.

I agree!!! That is the reason for my avatar. There is as much evidence "god" exists as unicorns exist so my "faith" in both is equal!

And WELCOME to another Bible belt friend! I'm in South Carolina and in a similar situation as you (the only Atheist in the state). Smile

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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 30, 2011 at 8:21 am
Don't stress it Lunchbox, I've had it all my life. Undecided
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RE: Being Made Fun of For NOT Belieiving...
September 30, 2011 at 8:25 am
There are more of us atheists around than you'd think - I personally think most are just scared to say so down here.
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