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joke time
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A married pair of Egyptologists were hired to supervise the radiometric dating of all known mummies. The work understandably went on for years and years.
Eventually, the couple decided it was time to date other people. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
The patron saint of copying people on email is St. Francis of a cc.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
   (August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School.(August 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Typewriter in triplicate...
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(August 3, 2019 at 9:12 pm)Fireball Wrote:(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School. Among my qual codes is my qualification certificate for high speed Morse Code. (35 words per minute). Beat THAT... 
I was going to tell a joke about drilling for oil but decided against it as it was very crude.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (August 3, 2019 at 9:12 pm)Fireball Wrote:(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School. When I learned to count, it was in Base 21....
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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