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#3241
RE: joke time
July 31, 2019 at 6:50 pm
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?




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RE: joke time
August 3, 2019 at 5:49 pm
The patron saint of copying people on email is St. Francis of a cc.

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RE: joke time
August 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm
(August 3, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The patron saint of copying people on email is St. Francis of a cc.

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Dating yourself there hoss..


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RE: joke time
August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm
(August 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The patron saint of copying people on email is St. Francis of a cc.

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Dating yourself there hoss..


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RE: joke time
August 3, 2019 at 9:12 pm
(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Typewriter in triplicate...


Dating yourself there hoss..


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If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?
Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School.
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RE: joke time
August 3, 2019 at 10:06 pm
(August 3, 2019 at 9:12 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?
Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School.


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Beat THAT...

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RE: joke time
August 4, 2019 at 8:31 am
I was going to tell a joke about drilling for oil but decided against it as it was very crude.
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RE: joke time
August 4, 2019 at 10:41 am
(August 4, 2019 at 8:31 am)ignoramus Wrote: I was going to tell a joke about drilling for oil but decided against it as it was very crude.


Same with Oyl drilling.

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RE: joke time
August 5, 2019 at 5:19 pm
(August 3, 2019 at 9:12 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?
Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School.

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RE: joke time
August 5, 2019 at 5:38 pm
(August 4, 2019 at 10:41 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 4, 2019 at 8:31 am)ignoramus Wrote: I was going to tell a joke about drilling for oil but decided against it as it was very crude.


Same with Oyl drilling.

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