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A married pair of Egyptologists were hired to supervise the radiometric dating of all known mummies.  The work understandably went on for years and years.

Eventually, the couple decided it was time to date other people.

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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?




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The patron saint of copying people on email is St. Francis of a cc.

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(August 3, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The patron saint of copying people on email is St. Francis of a cc.

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Typewriter in triplicate...


Dating yourself there hoss..


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(August 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The patron saint of copying people on email is St. Francis of a cc.

Boru
Typewriter in triplicate...


Dating yourself there hoss..


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If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?
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(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 7:04 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Typewriter in triplicate...


Dating yourself there hoss..


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If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?
Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School.
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(August 3, 2019 at 9:12 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?
Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School.


Among my qual codes is my qualification certificate for high speed Morse Code. (35 words per minute).


Beat THAT...

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I was going to tell a joke about drilling for oil but decided against it as it was very crude.
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(August 4, 2019 at 8:31 am)ignoramus Wrote: I was going to tell a joke about drilling for oil but decided against it as it was very crude.


Same with Oyl drilling.

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(August 3, 2019 at 9:12 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(August 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: If one dates oneself, does that count as masturbation?
Pssh. I remember mimeograph machines, and at the insurance company I worked for, I used a Comptometer. When I was in the US Navy, we used slide rules in Nuclear Power School.

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