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#3401
RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 1:05 pm
(December 1, 2019 at 6:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

How do you feel about boobies with axes tattooed on them?

Boru

Could be painful.

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RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 4:22 pm
(December 4, 2019 at 1:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Could be painful.

One of my cousins, yes. Those things must be 12 pounders each.
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#3403
RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 4:24 pm
Sounds nice.




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RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 4:25 pm
(December 4, 2019 at 4:24 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Sounds nice.

Probably the first time axes would cause death by blunt force trauma.
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#3405
RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 8:39 pm
(December 1, 2019 at 6:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

How do you feel about boobies with axes tattooed on them?

Boru

Better axes than exes!
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#3406
RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 10:51 pm
What did the shy pebble wish?

Only to be a little boulder.
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RE: joke time
December 5, 2019 at 12:11 am
and the zippo wished to be a little lighter?
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RE: joke time
December 5, 2019 at 4:22 pm
The orchestra wished for a bigger pianist.




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#3409
RE: joke time
December 5, 2019 at 4:31 pm
Since you asked for it:

A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?" The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish." "Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish." The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him. The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks." The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"
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RE: joke time
December 5, 2019 at 7:19 pm
Young Arab, stumbling across the desert, spots something sort of shiny. He goes to it, picks it up, and realizes that it is a lantern. Buffs it with his sleeve, and a Jewish genie appears, and is miffed. "You have three wishes", he says. The Arab cries out, "I want 100 oil wells, overflowing with oil!". Up spring 100 oil wells, and oil is running everywhere. Arab says, I want 100 Cadillacs!", and a line of Cadillacs appears. He then screams, "I want the tip of my penis to drag the sand!". The genie pulls out a sword and cuts the Arab's legs short.
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