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joke time
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 (November 27, 2019 at 10:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Not a very funny joke man, you shoulda bounced it off me first ... Wouldn’t work. Everytime I try to bounce things off you, you run away and hide. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
boobies, yes.
axes, no!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 6:11 am
(This post was last modified: November 28, 2019 at 6:15 am by Little lunch.)
I'll have what he's having.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse. (November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes. But you run when I try to show you my car at high speed! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  
Your mom's opinion doesn't count.
(November 28, 2019 at 12:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes. Everybody! This is why I don't get "butterflies" when a pretty lady responds to me. It's more a creepy spider feeling!  (just got back from Tassie 5 minutes ago! Better weather than Melbourne. How is that even possible?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes. How do you feel about boobies with axes tattooed on them? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 11:24 am
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2019 at 11:41 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Banker: Let me see if I understand this...you're applying for a loan to start an all-marsupial fighting league?
Me: Yes, I call it 'Mortal Wombat.' Banker: Me: Banker: I'm in. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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