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joke time
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(November 27, 2019 at 10:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Not a very funny joke man, you shoulda bounced it off me first ...

Wouldn’t work.

Everytime I try to bounce things off you, you run away and hide.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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boobies, yes.
axes, no!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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I'll have what he's having.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his arse.




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(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

But you run when I try to show you my car at high speed!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(November 27, 2019 at 5:52 pm)no one Wrote: There's always your face, right?

Actually, I'm a good-looking bastard.
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Your mom's opinion doesn't count.
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(November 28, 2019 at 12:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

But you run when I try to show you my car at high speed!

Everybody! This is why I don't get "butterflies" when a pretty lady responds to me. It's more a creepy spider feeling! Big Grin
(just got back from Tassie 5 minutes ago! Better weather than Melbourne. How is that even possible?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

How do you feel about boobies with axes tattooed on them?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Sounds nice.




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Banker:  Let me see if I understand this...you're applying for a loan to start an all-marsupial fighting league?

Me:  Yes, I call it 'Mortal Wombat.'

Banker:

Me:

Banker:  I'm in.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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