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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 11:03 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 10:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Not a very funny joke man, you shoulda bounced it off me first ...
Wouldn’t work.
Everytime I try to bounce things off you, you run away and hide.
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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm
boobies, yes.
axes, no!
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RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 6:11 am
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I'll have what he's having.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his arse.
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RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 12:33 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!
But you run when I try to show you my car at high speed!
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RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 7:17 pm
Your mom's opinion doesn't count.
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2019 at 5:22 am
(November 28, 2019 at 12:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!
But you run when I try to show you my car at high speed!
Everybody! This is why I don't get "butterflies" when a pretty lady responds to me. It's more a creepy spider feeling!
(just got back from Tassie 5 minutes ago! Better weather than Melbourne. How is that even possible?)
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2019 at 6:53 am
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!
How do you feel about boobies with axes tattooed on them?
Boru
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RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 11:24 am
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Banker: Let me see if I understand this...you're applying for a loan to start an all-marsupial fighting league?
Me: Yes, I call it 'Mortal Wombat.'
Banker:
Me:
Banker: I'm in.
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