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#3811
RE: joke time
May 15, 2020 at 5:57 am
A friend asked if I could give him a Kurt Cobain hairstyle.

So I blew his head off with a shotgun.

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#3812
RE: joke time
May 15, 2020 at 8:06 am
I went into a pet shop and asked the clerk, ‘How much are your parakeets?’

She said, ‘Fifteen dollars apiece.’

I said, ‘How much for a whole one?’

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#3813
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May 15, 2020 at 2:27 pm
Bleach smells like teen spirit.




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#3814
RE: joke time
May 15, 2020 at 2:44 pm
Rose’s are red,
Violet’s are blue...




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#3815
RE: joke time
May 15, 2020 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2020 at 5:48 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(May 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's almost like that last line is a reference number for the new post apocalyptic Bible of Becc.

And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant.

No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book.

Why would there be three dicks in your book?
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May 15, 2020 at 6:04 pm
(May 15, 2020 at 5:47 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(May 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant.

No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book.

Why would there be three dicks in your book?

There will be none.

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#3817
RE: joke time
May 15, 2020 at 6:06 pm
I've decided to become a naturalpath.

From now on I only kill people organically.

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#3818
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May 15, 2020 at 6:09 pm
I was once bitten by a black widow. If I’d kept my hands to myself, it never would have happened.

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#3819
RE: joke time
May 15, 2020 at 7:01 pm
There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.




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#3820
RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 6:34 am
'Why did you stick your knife into the victim?'

'Well, Judge, the cops were coming and I had to hide it somewhere.'

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