joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

"I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!"

"Are all Americans as racist and xenophobic as you?"

"I'm Canadian!"

Fun fact:  Everyone from the Southern tip of Chile to the Norther tip of Canada are all Americans.

Yup, but when I used the term ‘USians’, I got excoriated for it.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I remember when Mum was first teaching me to cook. She said, ‘First, beat three eggs.’

I said, ‘At what?’

Boru

[ignoramus]

In our upcoming Queensland state elections the leader of the sex party is joining with the marijuana party.
She felt that this was a strategically correct move for her career and her shire and now she can finally have it both ways.

[The Valkyrie]

French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

[polymath257]

French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Big joke.

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[onlinebiker]

French pigs say, "oinque".

Japanese pigs say, "oinku".

American pigs say, "I was feeling threatened".

Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

That would be Australia...

[arewethereyet]

Only on certain farms...

Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

That would be Australia...

I saw that written on a bathroom wall in Wyoming back in the late 70s.

[onlinebiker]

That would be Australia...

I saw that written on a bathroom wall in Wyoming back in the late 70s.

My sister worked at the A Bar A just outside Laramie at that time....

Probably where I heard it...

Heh

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

‘Sick moves, brah.’

‘I’m not dancing..GET ME AN EPIPEN!!’

Boru