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joke time
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Doctor, seeing the scratches on Iggy's back, "I see you're sexually active."
Iggy, remembering the night he was drunk, pretended a possum was Yoda, and tried carrying it around in his backpack, "Yeah. Lots!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
February 27, 2021 at 4:51 am
(This post was last modified: February 27, 2021 at 4:51 am by ignoramus.)
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Me: Kinda sexy how you put those cuffs on me. Will I need a safe word?
Cop: Dafuq is wrong with you? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Disclaimers in advertising are simply ways of saying, " We are dicks, merely using lawyers to pick your pocket preying on your emotions."
When Spider-Man shoots a sticky substance all over a stranger, he's 'amazing'. When I do it, I'm a pervert.
Fucking double standards. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I refused to pay my astrologer. Bitch repossessed my birthday.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (February 27, 2021 at 6:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Disclaimers in advertising are simply ways of saying, " We are dicks, merely using lawyers to pick your pocket preying on your emotions." Or, like the ones on "Nutritional Supplements" that says: "*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease" It essentially means that anything else on the label that has an asterisk (*) next to it can be total bullshit. Notice next time you use one of these products, that pretty much any claim about benefits has an asterisk next to it. This applies to the USA. Those of you elsewhere probably have actual effective protections against snake-oil salespeople.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(March 1, 2021 at 6:49 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(February 27, 2021 at 6:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Disclaimers in advertising are simply ways of saying, " We are dicks, merely using lawyers to pick your pocket preying on your emotions." NO shit. I also wince at the disclaimers of prescription drugs, "May cause........ litany of insane crap nobody sane would take, "may cause squirrels to bight your nuts, may cause badgers to bite your vagina..... but end it with "and may lead to death." (March 1, 2021 at 7:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(March 1, 2021 at 6:49 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Or, like the ones on "Nutritional Supplements" that says: Yeah, that’s not a disclaimer. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I hate it when they do movie remakes but they're nothing like the original.
The Xmen was nothing like the Omen. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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