joke time

[ignoramus]

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[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Me: Kinda sexy how you put those cuffs on me. Will I need a safe word?

Cop: Dafuq is wrong with you?

Boru

[Jackie]

Disclaimers in advertising are simply ways of saying, " We are dicks, merely using lawyers to pick your pocket preying on your emotions."

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When Spider-Man shoots a sticky substance all over a stranger, he's 'amazing'. When I do it, I'm a pervert.

Fucking double standards.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I refused to pay my astrologer. Bitch repossessed my birthday.

Boru

[A. Secular Human]

Disclaimers in advertising are simply ways of saying, " We are dicks, merely using lawyers to pick your pocket preying on your emotions."

Or, like the ones on "Nutritional Supplements" that says:

"*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease"

It essentially means that anything else on the label that has an asterisk (*) next to it can be total bullshit. 

Notice next time you use one of these products, that pretty much any claim about benefits has an asterisk next to it.

This applies to the USA.  Those of you elsewhere probably have actual effective protections against snake-oil salespeople.

[Jackie]

Disclaimers in advertising are simply ways of saying, " We are dicks, merely using lawyers to pick your pocket preying on your emotions."

Or, like the ones on "Nutritional Supplements" that says:

"*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease"

It essentially means that anything else on the label that has an asterisk (*) next to it can be total bullshit. 

Notice next time you use one of these products, that pretty much any claim about benefits has an asterisk next to it.

This applies to the USA.  Those of you elsewhere probably have actual effective protections against snake-oil salespeople.

NO shit. I also wince at the disclaimers of prescription drugs, "May cause........ litany of insane crap nobody sane would take, "may cause squirrels to bight your nuts, may cause badgers to bite your vagina..... but end it with "and may lead to death."

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Or, like the ones on "Nutritional Supplements" that says:

"*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease"

It essentially means that anything else on the label that has an asterisk (*) next to it can be total bullshit. 

Notice next time you use one of these products, that pretty much any claim about benefits has an asterisk next to it.

This applies to the USA.  Those of you elsewhere probably have actual effective protections against snake-oil salespeople.

NO shit. I also wince at the disclaimers of prescription drugs, "May cause........ litany of insane crap nobody sane would take, "may cause squirrels to bight your nuts, may cause badgers to bite your vagina..... but end it with "and may lead to death."

Yeah, that’s not a disclaimer.

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

I hate it when they do movie remakes but they're nothing like the original.

The Xmen was nothing like the Omen.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I just read about a feudal uprising in which a duke's son was killed by rebels. They used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements with the only available ordnance - a peasant's severed head.

It was history's first recorded use of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

Boru