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joke time
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How do you lasso an element?

Europium.
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(March 13, 2021 at 6:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself."

Trust me, more often than not, you will have someone around you busting a gut.

We move in very different circles, you and I.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(March 13, 2021 at 6:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 13, 2021 at 6:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself."

Trust me, more often than not, you will have someone around you busting a gut.

We move in very different circles, you and I.

Boru

I applaud your ability to come up with an apt response.  I'm still sitting here with my mouth agape.
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Brian 4 moves in well rounded circles, while 37, on the other hand, moves in trapezoidal circles.
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Did you know that a school of piranhas can devour a small child down to the bone in a matter of minutes?

Anyway, I'm no longer allowed to volunteer at the aquarium.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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My parents always taught me to eat what was put down in front of me.

Anyway, I failed the gynaecology course..

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Until you do archery blindfolded, you won't know what you're missing.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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A man goes to a shrink.

"I have a problem with premature ejaculation. Can you help?"

"No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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A guy broke into my house last night.

I don't have a gun.

But I do have a laser pointer.

I aimed it for his forehead and let the cats do the rest.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Just the other way around here..

The cat is worthless... Sorta a tribble with legs...


But - I do have a gun... With a laser.....


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