How do you lasso an element?
Europium.
Europium.
joke time
|
How do you lasso an element?
Europium. (March 13, 2021 at 6:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself." We move in very different circles, you and I. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(March 13, 2021 at 6:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 13, 2021 at 6:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself." I applaud your ability to come up with an apt response. I'm still sitting here with my mouth agape. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
Brian 4 moves in well rounded circles, while 37, on the other hand, moves in trapezoidal circles.
Did you know that a school of piranhas can devour a small child down to the bone in a matter of minutes?
Anyway, I'm no longer allowed to volunteer at the aquarium. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
My parents always taught me to eat what was put down in front of me.
Anyway, I failed the gynaecology course..
Dying to live, living to die.
Until you do archery blindfolded, you won't know what you're missing.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 12:43 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2021 at 1:10 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A man goes to a shrink.
"I have a problem with premature ejaculation. Can you help?" "No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span."
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: March 14, 2021 at 5:33 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A guy broke into my house last night.
I don't have a gun. But I do have a laser pointer. I aimed it for his forehead and let the cats do the rest.
Dying to live, living to die.
Just the other way around here..
The cat is worthless... Sorta a tribble with legs... But - I do have a gun... With a laser..... ... |
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! | Jehanne | 10 | 2358 |
April 23, 2021 at 9:54 pm Last Post: arewethereyet |
|
A sacred joke. | Mystic | 15 | 2830 |
January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm Last Post: Cyberman |
|
Big Bang Theory Neil Tyson joke | Brian37 | 1 | 1511 |
May 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm Last Post: vorlon13 |
|
There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere! | Minimalist | 3 | 2394 |
October 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm Last Post: Zidneya |
|
Joke | Minimalist | 59 | 17201 |
June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am Last Post: Ravenshire |
|
A little joke | Sup | 11 | 4349 |
April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4 |
|
Evolution (is a) joke | JesusLover1 | 12 | 9056 |
March 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm Last Post: Minimalist |
|
Preacher joke 02 | Drich | 2 | 1911 |
February 12, 2014 at 7:15 am Last Post: NoraBrimstone |
|
Preacher joke 01 | Drich | 8 | 4535 |
January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am Last Post: Drich |
|
Make Up An Atheist Joke | freedomfromforum | 5 | 2900 |
October 6, 2013 at 12:30 am Last Post: Angrboda |