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RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 6:39 pm
(March 13, 2021 at 6:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself."

Trust me, more often than not, you will have someone around you busting a gut.

We move in very different circles, you and I.

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RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 6:53 pm
(March 13, 2021 at 6:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 13, 2021 at 6:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The next time you burp or fart around someone, don't say "Excuse me", but "I made it myself."

Trust me, more often than not, you will have someone around you busting a gut.

We move in very different circles, you and I.

Boru

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#4633
RE: joke time
March 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm
Brian 4 moves in well rounded circles, while 37, on the other hand, moves in trapezoidal circles.
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#4634
RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 4:44 am
Did you know that a school of piranhas can devour a small child down to the bone in a matter of minutes?

Anyway, I'm no longer allowed to volunteer at the aquarium.

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#4635
RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 5:40 am
My parents always taught me to eat what was put down in front of me.

Anyway, I failed the gynaecology course..

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 6:12 am
Until you do archery blindfolded, you won't know what you're missing.

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RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 12:43 pm (This post was last modified: March 14, 2021 at 1:10 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A man goes to a shrink.

"I have a problem with premature ejaculation. Can you help?"

"No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span."

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RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 5:33 pm (This post was last modified: March 14, 2021 at 5:33 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A guy broke into my house last night.

I don't have a gun.

But I do have a laser pointer.

I aimed it for his forehead and let the cats do the rest.

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RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 7:41 pm
Just the other way around here..

The cat is worthless... Sorta a tribble with legs...


But - I do have a gun... With a laser.....


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RE: joke time
March 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm
I just live in a haunted castle with a lava moat.
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