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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Whenever you meet a Hispanic-speaking person, the very first word you say should always be ‘mucho’.
It means a lot to them. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Happiest day of my life.
He was waiting for me at the altar. As I walked up the aisle, I could see the people commenting about my smile. I got to the altar, kissed him on the cheek, then closed the lid. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Text to my boss, "Having lunch with an old friend so I'll be back in an hour. If I'm not back by then, read this text again."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: joke time
March 22, 2021 at 3:50 am
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2021 at 4:47 am by The Valkyrie.)
Me, "Give me all your money or I'll blow your fucking head off!"
Him, "But you don't have a gun!" Me, "Fuck. Fill on pump four, please." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if anyone wants a quick gander.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Today I learned that a school of piranha can strip a young child to the bone in 30 seconds.
In other news, I'm no longer welcome at the aquarium. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Two Irish couples go on holiday together.
On the first night they get blind drunk and decide to swap partners. In the morning, Paddy wakes up and says, "Well, I didn't like that very much! I wonder how the girls got on?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (March 22, 2021 at 6:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if anyone wants a quick gander. Someone needs to take your book of Dad jokes away. 
![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png) (March 23, 2021 at 5:09 am)arewethereyet Wrote:(March 22, 2021 at 6:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if anyone wants a quick gander. He gets them from IMGUR and Twitter. Where I get most of mine. 😂😂 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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