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joke time
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Me, "I have your test results right here."
Patient, "Did I pass? HAHAHA!" Me, "You will soon!" Patient, "HAHAHa, What??" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
My boss, "Why are you late for work?:
Me, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning. Now, I’m not allowed to have Sharpies in the house.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely. RE: joke time
September 25, 2024 at 2:13 am
(This post was last modified: September 25, 2024 at 2:13 am by The Valkyrie.)
I went to visit an elderly patient who has no local family so I could take her shopping.
Before we left, I asked her which walker she preferred? She said, "Johnny". Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 25, 2024 at 2:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I went to visit an elderly patient who has no local family so I could take her shopping. I was going with "Paul", but that works even better.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Why is Billy Joel’s laundry still wet?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (September 26, 2024 at 6:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 26, 2024 at 4:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why is Billy Joel’s laundry still wet? Same look Mum used to give me when I wouldn’t eat my green beans. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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