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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 11, 2012 at 12:07 am
She's demonizing herself, mehmet, by acting like a sanctimonious cunt.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 11, 2012 at 1:59 am
Mehmet, it's not like I am giving out her whole name and shit. Fuck knows how many people she has praying for her godless niece, who is worse than a Satanist because she doesn't even believe in Satan.

She went on to say that I don't understand, or love god because all I was only just a Catholic, and they're not christians, etc. I don't know the true love of god because I have never been to her church, and if I would just attend her church, he would show himself to me, and I would know how many years I wasted worshiping the Pope, instead of the one true god, yada yada.

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 11, 2012 at 2:33 am
Does she live near you, Aleia? I hope she doesn't set the community you live in against you. It's hard enough to be a minority. If you have enough relatives that you can afford to flush one, I'd probably pick her. You're handling your business fine and this community obviously has your back. Now go kick some aunty butt.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 11, 2012 at 6:48 pm (This post was last modified: January 11, 2012 at 6:49 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
This is why I keep my atheism secret from most of my family. I don't want to have to deal with their bullshit.

But frankly, any more I'm getting tired of seeing the kind of crap which inspired this thread to begin with. Christians keep spreading the lie that somehow it's OK to be Muslim in America, but public expression of Christian beliefs is not allowed. Maybe if I didn't live in the bible belt it wouldn't bother me so much.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 11, 2012 at 10:46 pm
(January 10, 2012 at 10:32 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Ugh. I am starting to become ever more thankful that I am not related to any people like your aunt.

On your knees!
Say Grace!
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 11, 2012 at 10:53 pm
(January 11, 2012 at 2:33 am)whateverist Wrote: Does she live near you, Aleia? I hope she doesn't set the community you live in against you. It's hard enough to be a minority. If you have enough relatives that you can afford to flush one, I'd probably pick her. You're handling your business fine and this community obviously has your back. Now go kick some aunty butt.

No, she lives a couple towns over, thankfully. She and I have had long talks today, and she said she didn't understand why I would not want to be born again, to which I responded that I was born okay the first time. She replied that she was around if I changed my mind, and I left it at that.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 11, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Well done. Better not to burn bridges if possible.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 12, 2012 at 1:06 am
(January 11, 2012 at 10:53 pm)aleialoura Wrote: she didn't understand why I would not want to be born again

Huh? A Xtian who believes in reincarnation? What kind of a Xtian is that?
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 12, 2012 at 1:30 am
Not reincarnation, but a born again Christian.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
January 12, 2012 at 6:10 am
My aunt is a born again nutjob... but, she seems like she is embarrassed by it, tbh, she really should be.
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