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RE: Girls! Show your contempt for religion -Have butt sex!
September 12, 2012 at 1:33 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Are you sure? Odds are, the more devout girls are going to be the ones more likely to do it. To corrupt the old saying, "a good Christian woman is a maiden before and a martyr behind."
Very true. A couple of years ago, one of my wife's friends (a very "devout" self-righteous, pompous christian) told her a story about how her high-school daughter was caught having sex with her boyfriend. The girl admitted that she had been having sex for several years, but "only" anal and oral sex, and so she was still a "virgin" as far as Jesus was concerned.
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RE: Girls! Show your contempt for religion -Have butt sex!
September 12, 2012 at 1:43 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 1:33 pm)Strongbad Wrote: The girl admitted that she had been having sex for several years, but "only" anal and oral sex, and so she was still a "virgin" as far as Jesus was concerned.
I just hope for hygienes sake it was one or the other . But Christians do talk alot of shit.....
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RE: Girls! Show your contempt for religion -Have butt sex!
September 12, 2012 at 2:29 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 1:33 pm)Strongbad Wrote: (September 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Are you sure? Odds are, the more devout girls are going to be the ones more likely to do it. To corrupt the old saying, "a good Christian woman is a maiden before and a martyr behind."
Very true. A couple of years ago, one of my wife's friends (a very "devout" self-righteous, pompous christian) told her a story about how her high-school daughter was caught having sex with her boyfriend. The girl admitted that she had been having sex for several years, but "only" anal and oral sex, and so she was still a "virgin" as far as Jesus was concerned.
It's actually a common enough practice in Christian churches that it has its own name: "Saddlebacking."
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RE: Girls! Show your contempt for religion -Have butt sex!
September 12, 2012 at 3:57 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: "only" anal and oral sex, and so she was still a "virgin" as far as Jesus was concerned.
I wasn't aware he was so selective...
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September 12, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Mmmnnnn... even had I a vagina, you couldn't make me stop taking it up the ass. Really not concerned about the poop factor, but still: always shit beforehand (for both you and your lover's enjoyment and your safety). Mind the potential to damage the colon, don't go too deep, possibly use lubricant or a condom simply for ease factor, and have fun.
Unless the person you're banging has some horrible disease (STI of your choice, or the common flu) or gastric problems, there shouldn't be any problem with it that pansies don't stick firmly in their silly skulls.
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September 12, 2012 at 6:12 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 10:54 am)zappa1258 Wrote: I for one was NEVER into that. It is very unhealthy and if you want that sort of thing you may as well be gay.
Rubbish. You'll be saying if you have oral you might as well be gay next...
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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September 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 6:03 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Mmmnnnn... even had I a vagina,
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RE: Girls! Show your contempt for religion -Have butt sex!
September 12, 2012 at 6:36 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm)greneknight Wrote: (September 12, 2012 at 6:03 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Mmmnnnn... even had I a vagina,
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I don't follow.
Some of the girls here don't exactly have one. Like me.
I like anal, just because I want to be penetrated. Still, I wish I had my up front hole to use.
Use lots of lube, keep your lower colon clean, go slow to stretch things out and relax and you should be fine.
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September 12, 2012 at 6:42 pm
(September 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm)greneknight Wrote: I don't follow.
That's alright... I can lead 
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RE: Girls! Show your contempt for religion -Have butt sex!
September 12, 2012 at 6:57 pm
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Now this is entertainment.
I can't imagine how awkward certain of us must be feeling right now having stumbled upon a rather fun fact only a few on this forum are privy to.
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