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Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 4:24 am
Who is the ideal woman, in terms of both looks and personality?
I've always been interested in seeing what fellow dudes desire in a woman, given that I see a lot of guys settle for whatever they can get without much discrimination. What do you really want? No compromise. Go all out.
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 6:53 am
The ideal woman? simple: a mum, +/- your age, with whom you can have sex!
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 7:25 am
Someone intelligent and open-minded with some overlapping interests (philosophy, game dev, reading, writing and/or art and/or music [as in she makes any]). Someone who creates stuff I guess. Hell, a mechanic or programmer would interest me. I guess it's important to me that they want to learn, no matter what it is. And they can't be someone who's easily offended. Oh, and independent. I don't mean they have their own car or house or any of that shit, I mean they can think and make decisions for themselves. And I like it when someone makes me laugh
Looks I really can't be bothered speculating on. She looks like what she looks like, and that's enough. I find that people become (physically) attractive when they have an attractive personality, but perhaps that's just me. There's a lot of pretty women that are pretty in the same sense as the shiny buttons that pervade many of today's websites; they're clean and neat and everything is exactly proportioned. But there's no character, mystery or nuance. I personally can't stand women who pluck their eyebrows, want to get married and apply make-up, though lately I've been wondering whether that's an irrational preference. But maybe all preferences are ultimately irrational anyway...
Also, how dare you distract me with this thread! I came to AF with a mission. Now I've forgotten what that mission was and I'm hungry. What's your obsession with the back, mang! This ain't no Justin Timberlake song!
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 8:31 am
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The ideal woman? A quiet one.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 8:42 am
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 11:07 am
(October 28, 2012 at 8:42 am)Tiberius Wrote: This one.
You're cute, Tibbers. Go enjoy time with your girl. :3
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October 28, 2012 at 11:17 am
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 11:21 am
Ideally for me, I'd like someone who reads quite a bit, and (this is key for me) a girl who likes to go barefoot a lot. I have a foot fetish, by the way. Fortunately, I've recently met a barefoot girl who goes to the same college as I do, and I think we're hitting it off.
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 11:51 am
Big tits. No brains. And carfare home in the morning.
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 28, 2012 at 12:22 pm
(This post was last modified: October 28, 2012 at 12:22 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 28, 2012 at 8:42 am)Tiberius Wrote: This one.
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