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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 23, 2013 at 2:07 pm
What else do you put eggs on?
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 23, 2013 at 8:13 pm
Eggsactly!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 23, 2013 at 8:16 pm
A young girl goes to her doctor for a check-up. He tests her reflexes, measures her blood pressure, takes her pulse. Then he puts on his stethoscope to listen to her lungs.
"Ok," he says, "lovely big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen ath well."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 23, 2013 at 8:39 pm
I like my eggs like I like my women...
In the kitchen.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 23, 2013 at 9:06 pm
I may have posted that in the wrong thread, actually. It's more news story than joke.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 24, 2013 at 9:17 am
I like my women like I like my coffee...
Ground up and in the freezer.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 29, 2013 at 3:35 pm
A Saudi cleric, Sheikh Saleh al-Lohaidan, has enraged women by saying they should be banned from driving because it damages their ovaries and pelvises.
I don't blame them being offended. How ignorant and sexist!
Everyone knows it's other road users, pedestrians and street fittings they damage.
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