Jokes section ?

[Dotard]

Yes, yes I am.

[Samson]

Dotard, If you are from Texas, then please tell me that you are with the Atheist Experience community....At least then I would believe you...LOLOLOL....

[leo-rcc]

You mean the ACA? The Atheist Experience is only their TV show.

[Samson]

Leo, I know, that's why I said, are you from the "Atheist Experience Community"..... Of course it is from "Austin, Texas"....

I'm just messing with Dotard....LOL

[Dotard]

Long ago I joined up with a group who called themselves The San Antonio Secular Society.

Turned out to be 95% old retired fucks with nothing better to do than meet once a week to bitch about shit. Action was not very high on their list of things to do. I think their hover-rounds made it difficult to stage any protests or marches or things of that sort.

They did have a couple-few events. Like when the anti-choice folks had a demonstration we were across the street with our signs. Oh and once when Dr. Kovorkian was jailed we did a "Free Kovorkian" rally.
It was more comedic than anything else.

Imagine a group of 75-85 year olds with their walkers, canes and hover-rounds chanting "FREE KOVORKIAN!"
Now there's a group with a plan! Or when a member of the media approaches to get the story;

"Sir! What is this all about?"

"We believe Kovorkian did not commit any crimes. Now back in my day we knew what a crime was! Oh we would plan our crimes around the dinner table where Aunt Rose would make the most delicious turkey with cranberry bread. And bread was scarce during WWII, we would have to make our bread from old shoes which their was never a shortage of because we rode the bus. Which was always late because Joe the bus driver was always drunk. Joe drank like a fish so we would get together for poker every tuesday which happened to be the day I'd have oatmeal for breakfast....and....with....sometimes....ZZzzZZZzzzZzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz....."

I didn't hang out with them very often.

[Samson]

Dotard, you had me rolling on that one.......LOLOL..

And yes, I can see why you don't hang with them anymore....

[jesusfetusfajitafishsticks]

Q: How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?

A: Nachos.



Ohhhhhh! heh

[Samson]

jesusfetusfajitafishsticks......

The dead baby jokes are not only retarded, but fucking nasty.....I don't even know if I want to ask, what gives....?.....

[downbeatplumb]

A teacher told her class near the end of the day.
'If you can tell me who said a famous phrase I'll let that you go home early'
Bobby thought to himself 'I'm a smart kid I'm sure to get a question right.
The teacher said.
'First question: I cannot tell a lie I chopped down the cherry tree'
Bobby put his hand up.
'Yes Sandy said the teacher'
The little girl said.
'Abraham Lincoln'said the girl.
'You may go'said the teacher'
'Next question, Ich Bien Ine Berliner'
'yes Margaret' said the teacher pointing at another girl.
'John Kennedy' said the girl.
'You may go' said the teacher who then turned to look at the clock.
At this point point Bobby became angry and said.
'I hope someone shuts these bitches up'
The teacher turned to the class angrily and shouted.
'Who said that?,
'Tiger Woods' said Bobby ' can I go now,

[Dotard]

\O/ for Tiger Woods jokes!