Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant

[Minimalist]

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Not sure exactly what that post was a response to, but it is just inherently funny.

[Phatt Matt s]

Not sure exactly what that post was a response to, but it is just inherently funny.

In response to your question futile about my devotion to Mary

A) I'm not comfortable with Jesus

B) I've got mommy issues with my Biological Mother and need maternal nurturing and bonding

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[Anomalocaris]

Well If I strongly believed such things to be true I wouldn't be lukewarm,

You defend yourself as if the degree of mental retardation and out-of-touchness needed for believing it weakly is really all that much less than what would be needed for believing it strongly.

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B) I've got mommy issues with my Biological Mother and need maternal nurturing and bonding

A real mother figure won't mime a virgin.

[Phatt Matt s]

And you know your comments to be true how?

[Anomalocaris]

And you know your comments to be true how?

Through vastly more reliable ways then those by which xtians know Mary to be a virgin.

[Phatt Matt s]

I don't know Anyone to be a Virgin until I've checked their hymen and still don't know because the hymen can get torn in other ways and some women are born without them.

[Chas]

TC, I thought you are Amish.
If you are referencing the Bible in that huge post- how about taking off your blue glasses and seeing exactly what it says.
Nowhere does it say "Mary full of grace..."

What the Catholics did, is transform the female goddess worship found throughout the times before they came along- into the Virgin worship of today.
Same song / different day.
The reason there is some agreement with Islam and Catholicism is the same demonic spirit is at their foundation.

He said 'demonic spirit'.

Of course, you meant this:

[Anomalocaris]

I don't know Anyone to be a Virgin until I've checked their hymen and still don't know because the hymen can get torn in other ways and some women are born without them..

Yes, undoubtedly early fathers of the faith asked to examine the cunt of the purported mother of god.

But as it were, women have been medically documented to have facilitated their own insemination by bonafide human semen, and became pregnant, without rupturing their hymen.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

So in other words, the state of the hymen or lack thereof does not actually tell you anything about a woman's virginity, so you pretty much gotta just ask her, and determine whether or not you trust that she is telling the truth.