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Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
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RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

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A global conspiracy that not only started thousands of years ago, but has been maintained and protected by thousands of people in hundreds of countries with no one ever blowing the whistle on it. No disgruntled intern that got fired for smoking weed... No bitter palaeontologist who lost his grant... No scientist who converted to christianity... No ship captain who dumped the evidence .... NONE of these people ever exposed this alleged world wide conspiracy? You will say absolutely anything to protect the stupid beliefs that control your silly little life.

Are you by chance actually this guy??

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RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
Actually, the professor (glad to see you finally made it off that island, mate) is correct in one respect: There have indeed been live dinosaurs in the very recent past. In fact, here's a photo of one:

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This pic was snapped less than four years ago. So, the notion that all dinosaurs went extinct 65 mya is clearly nonsense.

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Quote:A global conspiracy that not only started thousands of years ago, but has been maintained and protected by thousands of people in hundreds of countries with no one ever blowing the whistle on it.

For people who are committed to maintaining the silliness of their fairy tales there is no depth so low that they will be ashamed to sink to it.

The prof is a dumbass.
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(April 19, 2014 at 12:33 pm)Cinjin Wrote: A global conspiracy that not only started thousands of years ago, but has been maintained and protected by thousands of people in hundreds of countries with no one ever blowing the whistle on it. No disgruntled intern that got fired for smoking weed... No bitter palaeontologist who lost his grant... No scientist who converted to christianity... No ship captain who dumped the evidence .... NONE of these people ever exposed this alleged world wide conspiracy? You will say absolutely anything to protect the stupid beliefs that control your silly little life.

You're looking for realism from the "dinosaurs and man totally lived together!" guy? Thinking
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RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

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RE: Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
(April 19, 2014 at 9:10 am)professor Wrote: All evidence for dinosaurs interacting with us has been censored, removed or destroyed, from public view-especially in the US.
Before 1841 dinosaurs were called "Dragons".
Evidence like, cave paintings, scads of figurines of dinosaurs in South America, dug up in the recent past, ancient stones with figures of dinosaurs (one with a man riding on a triceratops), reports of encounters by explorers in the historic past, a representation of a triceratops on the wall of a temple in the East known to be hundreds of years old(I think it was Thailand).
Then we have the Chinese zodiac. One dinosaur is pictured with the regular animals on it. Wonder why?

Finally, the red dinosaur tissues found recently (3 or 4 different occasions) and instead of admitting the dates of millions of years are bogus- they can only exclaim- "Amazing". Knowing full well their millions of years is an impossible contradiction of the known law of decay.

Apparently, lying, fudging data, swallowing fake ape to man linkages, and hiding contrary evidence is all in a day's work for the contemporary experts.

If you find some antiquity buried in your backyard, you are required to notify authorities and a team from the Smithsonian will arrive, haul you goodie away, and if it is contrary to the popular myth, it will never be seen again.
Probably it will be stored at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

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(April 19, 2014 at 10:51 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I hate even arguing about dinosaurs and people coexisting. The logical backflips people have to do in order for to make these bare assertions are so ridiculous I feel like I'm just being petty and arguing with a child.

So the prof is the king of the dump and go, huh?

You are arguing with a child....or at least a mental midget!
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(April 19, 2014 at 2:22 pm)Esquilax Wrote: You're looking for realism from the "dinosaurs and man totally lived together!" guy? Thinking

Naw. The questions are rhetorical. I expect nothing from a man who considers it an honor to call himself one of the dumbest animals on the planet.

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Dumb Fuck Creatard Insists Dinosaurs Were On the Fucking Ark
I'm still laughing over the black helicopters and SWAT showing up with the Secret Suppression Team from The Smithsonian.

Somebody get this guy a podcast going. The more people realize the incredible amount of BS you have to believe to make Fundamentalism work, the better.
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