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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 7:38 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 8:12 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Serious question rev. When God created the animals, he saw that they were good. Man fell, no longer good. So why did he kill all the good animals along with the bad people? Why not make it a species specific apocalypse?

The Noah ark story is actually about the Assyrian or Babylonian army sweeping through the area kicking ass and taking names. They ruled the area for centuries. Only insane people believe in an actual world-wide flood of real water.

No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

(June 13, 2014 at 12:00 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

Unless god was lying when he said he never lies. How would you know if he did? You're just assuming he's not lying because that's what you want to be true.

Quote:If you think God is scared of man that is laughable. When Jesus returns what are evil men gonna do, shoot a nuclear bomb at Him? That is a joke.

If the bible is true then god stopped physically appearing to people several centuries ago. Why? Because we now have weaponry capable of killing him, and he's scared.

Hell, it's a theory with just as much evidentiary support as the idea that there is a god at all... Thinking

God is not capable of sin. He is holy and righteous...it is His Character. He is not like man and man is no threat to Him nor ever will be. He is eternal. He will destroy His enemies at His return and no bomb or army can do anything about it.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 14, 2014 at 9:41 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 7:38 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The Noah ark story is actually about the Assyrian or Babylonian army sweeping through the area kicking ass and taking names. They ruled the area for centuries. Only insane people believe in an actual world-wide flood of real water.

No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

Tell it to the Chinese.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 13, 2014 at 12:20 am)Losty Wrote: Patiently awaiting my avatar suggestion Angel

Ask Stimbo for ideas or Steel Curtain.

(June 13, 2014 at 12:22 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 12:35 pm)One Above All Wrote: I guess the Bible's good for something after all, aside from toilet paper, burning, target practice, and other destructive ends.

Don't forget rolling paper. Buy-bull pages make for sweet joints! Angel

Not that I would know. A buddy told me. Big Grin

(June 12, 2014 at 11:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: This is what Jesus said of him...
Joh_8:44 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

For fucks sake, who cares what one fictional character said about another. You actually take this shit to heart?!? You're even dumber than your comments make you sound!

Words of Life. He can change a heart and picture if you got converted that language you use would bother you.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 14, 2014 at 9:41 am)Revelation777 Wrote: No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

It's amazing how none of the civilizations and living beings at the time noticed that they had drowned or died via other means. Just another mystery of DA LAWD. Angel
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 13, 2014 at 12:27 am)Starvald Demelain Wrote:
(June 13, 2014 at 12:22 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Don't forget rolling paper. Buy-bull pages make for sweet joints! Angel

Not that I would know. A buddy told me. Big Grin

I too have heard this said.

Shifty



Evidently evangelists think that it makes good eats too. Why else would they keep giving them to starving people in third world countries?

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Most missionaries in third world countries provide food and medical help.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 14, 2014 at 9:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Most missionaries in third world countries provide food and medical help.

Bibles are neither edible nor capable of aiding medically.
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 13, 2014 at 12:29 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie.
"In this day you shall surely die"
Adam & Eve (allegedly) lived over 900 years. Fuck you.

(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God is love.
Not the one you suck off. It's an evil, murdering, immoral monster.

(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life.
Jebus is fiction.

Quit preaching, asshole.

Adam and Eve were created to live forever, once sin entered they did die and spiritually as well.

Then don't reply if I bother you so much. Watch tv.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 14, 2014 at 9:41 am)Revelation777 Wrote: God is not capable of sin. He is holy and righteous...it is His Character. He is not like man and man is no threat to Him nor ever will be. He is eternal. He will destroy His enemies at His return and no bomb or army can do anything about it.

Again, unless god was lying when he was describing his character. How would you know?

You're just relying on a presupposition, here, and it's not based on anything other than what you want to be true.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 13, 2014 at 2:56 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Seriously Rev. 777

SEEK MEDICAL HELP!

I am feeling fine and am in love with the Lord. He saved a wretched sinner as I. Love

(June 13, 2014 at 9:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Crucifixes: good against vampires and Jesus. That's what I call value for money.

Jesus willfully went to the cross for our sake. Vampires are make believe.

(June 13, 2014 at 10:51 am)Rhythm Wrote:
(June 13, 2014 at 9:47 am)Chad32 Wrote: That makes me wonder how much Jesus actually likes the idea of the cross being the holy symbol for his followers. That can't have been a fun experience for him, but they focus more on his death than his actual resurrection. You'd think the christian holy symbol would be a tomb with an open door, since that's really the important part. It's not that Jesus taught some good things and then got killed. It's that he rose from the dead to show he wasn't just another wandering teacher with some progressive ideas.

Yet it's the cross, and not the tomb, that they use for their holy symbol.
Because they're sick..............

(The resurrection only serves to fulfill prophesy, a godly cv..as it were. The crucifixion however is said to have paid an unpayable cosmic debt - I can see why one might focus on it.........they're sick...........)

On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross,
The emblem of suff’ring and shame;
And I love that old cross where the dearest and best
For a world of lost sinners was slain. Refrain:
So I’ll cherish the old rugged cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the old rugged cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.

Oh, that old rugged cross, so despised by the world,
Has a wondrous attraction for me;
For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above
To bear it to dark Calvary.
In that old rugged cross, stained with blood so divine,
A wondrous beauty I see,
For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,
To pardon and sanctify me.
To the old rugged cross I will ever be true;
Its shame and reproach gladly bear;
Then He’ll call me some day to my home far away,
Where His glory forever I’ll share.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 14, 2014 at 9:41 am)Revelation777 Wrote: No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

Really? Can you name a real scientist that says that?
Can you produce any evidence to suggest that a world-wide flood happened?

PS. I'm not very happy about you abandoning our little thinking exercise a few pages back.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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