Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Revelation777]

Serious question rev. When God created the animals, he saw that they were good. Man fell, no longer good. So why did he kill all the good animals along with the bad people? Why not make it a species specific apocalypse?

The Noah ark story is actually about the Assyrian or Babylonian army sweeping through the area kicking ass and taking names. They ruled the area for centuries. Only insane people believe in an actual world-wide flood of real water.

No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

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God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

Unless god was lying when he said he never lies. How would you know if he did? You're just assuming he's not lying because that's what you want to be true.

If you think God is scared of man that is laughable. When Jesus returns what are evil men gonna do, shoot a nuclear bomb at Him? That is a joke.

If the bible is true then god stopped physically appearing to people several centuries ago. Why? Because we now have weaponry capable of killing him, and he's scared.

Hell, it's a theory with just as much evidentiary support as the idea that there is a god at all...

God is not capable of sin. He is holy and righteous...it is His Character. He is not like man and man is no threat to Him nor ever will be. He is eternal. He will destroy His enemies at His return and no bomb or army can do anything about it.

[Crossless2.0]

The Noah ark story is actually about the Assyrian or Babylonian army sweeping through the area kicking ass and taking names. They ruled the area for centuries. Only insane people believe in an actual world-wide flood of real water.

No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

Tell it to the Chinese.

[Revelation777]

Patiently awaiting my avatar suggestion

Ask Stimbo for ideas or Steel Curtain.

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I guess the Bible's good for something after all, aside from toilet paper, burning, target practice, and other destructive ends.

Don't forget rolling paper. Buy-bull pages make for sweet joints!

Not that I would know. A buddy told me.

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This is what Jesus said of him...
Joh_8:44 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

For fucks sake, who cares what one fictional character said about another. You actually take this shit to heart?!? You're even dumber than your comments make you sound!

Words of Life. He can change a heart and picture if you got converted that language you use would bother you.

[One Above All]

No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

It's amazing how none of the civilizations and living beings at the time noticed that they had drowned or died via other means. Just another mystery of DA LAWD.

[Revelation777]

Don't forget rolling paper. Buy-bull pages make for sweet joints!

Not that I would know. A buddy told me.

I too have heard this said.

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Evidently evangelists think that it makes good eats too. Why else would they keep giving them to starving people in third world countries?

Most missionaries in third world countries provide food and medical help.

[One Above All]

Most missionaries in third world countries provide food and medical help.

Bibles are neither edible nor capable of aiding medically.

[Revelation777]

God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie.

"In this day you shall surely die"
Adam & Eve (allegedly) lived over 900 years. Fuck you.

God is love.

Not the one you suck off. It's an evil, murdering, immoral monster.

Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life.

Jebus is fiction.

Quit preaching, asshole.

Adam and Eve were created to live forever, once sin entered they did die and spiritually as well.

Then don't reply if I bother you so much. Watch tv.

[Esquilax]

God is not capable of sin. He is holy and righteous...it is His Character. He is not like man and man is no threat to Him nor ever will be. He is eternal. He will destroy His enemies at His return and no bomb or army can do anything about it.

Again, unless god was lying when he was describing his character. How would you know?

You're just relying on a presupposition, here, and it's not based on anything other than what you want to be true.

[Revelation777]

Seriously Rev. 777

SEEK MEDICAL HELP!

I am feeling fine and am in love with the Lord. He saved a wretched sinner as I.

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Crucifixes: good against vampires and Jesus. That's what I call value for money.

Jesus willfully went to the cross for our sake. Vampires are make believe.

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That makes me wonder how much Jesus actually likes the idea of the cross being the holy symbol for his followers. That can't have been a fun experience for him, but they focus more on his death than his actual resurrection. You'd think the christian holy symbol would be a tomb with an open door, since that's really the important part. It's not that Jesus taught some good things and then got killed. It's that he rose from the dead to show he wasn't just another wandering teacher with some progressive ideas.

Yet it's the cross, and not the tomb, that they use for their holy symbol.

Because they're sick..............

(The resurrection only serves to fulfill prophesy, a godly cv..as it were. The crucifixion however is said to have paid an unpayable cosmic debt - I can see why one might focus on it.........they're sick...........)

On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross,
The emblem of suff’ring and shame;
And I love that old cross where the dearest and best
For a world of lost sinners was slain. Refrain:
So I’ll cherish the old rugged cross,
Till my trophies at last I lay down;
I will cling to the old rugged cross,
And exchange it some day for a crown.

Oh, that old rugged cross, so despised by the world,
Has a wondrous attraction for me;
For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above
To bear it to dark Calvary.
In that old rugged cross, stained with blood so divine,
A wondrous beauty I see,
For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,
To pardon and sanctify me.
To the old rugged cross I will ever be true;
Its shame and reproach gladly bear;
Then He’ll call me some day to my home far away,
Where His glory forever I’ll share.

[Bad Wolf]

No you are not correct sir. The flood took place, even there are those who reject the Noah account accept the fact that there was a world-wide flood.

Really? Can you name a real scientist that says that?
Can you produce any evidence to suggest that a world-wide flood happened?

PS. I'm not very happy about you abandoning our little thinking exercise a few pages back.