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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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Rev honestly your threads have gotten sad.Now all your doing is preaching and refusing to cite proper scientific sources.


This is seriously sad i had hoped that you were taking time to reflect on things, but it seems you have just deteriorated.

It really is sad...
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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I'll take red.
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(June 14, 2014 at 11:48 pm)ShaMan Wrote: [Image: 5f4287312450.png]

I'll take red.

I would take the red pill and be like "is this a suppository?"
ALL PRAISE THE ONE TRUE GOD ZALGO


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(June 14, 2014 at 11:48 pm)ShaMan Wrote: [Image: 5f4287312450.png]

I'll take red.

You gave me a great(*) idea for a thread.

(*) Perhaps not so great. I am drunk, after all.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 14, 2014 at 5:48 pm)CindysRain Wrote:
(June 14, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Then there's the fact that as the story goes - NEXT time he's not going to kill them all by drowning, he's just going to throw most of them in a fire.
Hey, it's an improvement at least.

Ahh the eternal torture chamber of fire, cause apparently death would be too kind.

Aside from the charred flesh and non-stop pain Mad
my other issue with hell is the injustice of it.

You take someone who spends their life being a good person without religion, but because they did not obey John 3:16....that person will burn forever in hell, alongside the likes of murderers, rapists, etc.

Prisons are kinder. They do not give a shoplifter the same punishment/prison time as a child molester.

According to the fairy tale bad souls get thrown into the lake of fire on Judgment Day. Hell ceases to exist because it's also thrown into the lake of fire, along with Death. Hell is just a temporary holding pen, like Death and the Sea. The lake of fire is permanent. However, it says that Satan, the False Prophet, and the Beast are the only ones who will be tortured for eternity.

Just because you go to hell it doesn't mean that you won't get into the giant gaudy bejeweled golden cube called New Jerusalem. Based on its name it might help if you're Jewish. Gentiles will have a hard time. Abraham and David might be there circumcising all of the uncircumcised guys (and maybe the women as well).
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Rev, yet again you have abandoned our thinking exercise? Please respond to my last post. We were in the middle of discussing god and kim jun un. Also, you said that the biblical flood actually happened and there was scientific proof for it. I will ask again: please provide a real scientist who says this, please provide the evidence. You can't just go around making wild assertions like this and expect us to forget.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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(June 14, 2014 at 3:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: The Lord doesn't often send us an in your face sign, He calls us to be faithful. Read the account of Thomas where Jesus said, "Blessed are those who have never seen yet believe."

Rev, it astonishes me that you and your ilk are able to read the Thomas story and not see it for what it obviously is. If you were advocating for a questionable -- and in some quarters scandalous -- cult decades after the alleged fact (as was the case with each Gospel) and had shit for evidence, do you think it's just possible that you might have fabricated a similar sentiment? "Blessed are those who have never seen yet believe" = Blessed are the unthinking and gullible. It's a con, and you're the mark.
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(June 14, 2014 at 11:13 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Kim Jun doesn't always tell the truth because he is a man. Kim jun is not inherently good because he is a man. I know because the Bible tells us so. Bible tells us that man is a liar and God is Truth. God is good and man is a sinner. If you were comparing man to man then your questions apply. You can't compare God to man in character.

How do you know God doesn't lie? If you're solely using the Bible as your justification, your claim is circular ("I know the Bible is true because it's the word of God. I know God doesn't lie because the Bible says so."). You're using God to validate the Bible and the Bible to validate God.

That being said, you have literally no reason to trust him. We know God tells us not to kill, yet he does so all the time. The stock apologetics on the matter say things like "God has no moral imperative to not kill us" or "those rules are for us, not God", or "who are you to question an infinite being?". Now, God also tells us not to lie. The apologetics seem clear on this: that rule is for us, not God, he has no moral imperative not to lie to us, and who are you to question him?

You have literally no reason to trust God, according to your own apologetics.
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Right Robby, if one is to claim the attribute "all powerful", the word "all" itself denotes no limits, so this god would have to have the ability to lie. If it cannot lie it is not all powerful. If it can lie you would have no way of knowing if it is telling the truth.

The argument the atheists is making isn't about any real god existing, but demonstrating that the concept is broken as an idea.

It makes much more sense to me that humans lie to themselves to create a false sense of comfort by manufacturing these books and gods.
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(June 11, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Chuhlu,
I know you may not think much of the Bible but please read this...
2Pe 3:4 They will say, "Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation."
2Pe 3:5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God,
2Pe 3:6 and that by means of these the world that then existed was deluged with water and perished.
2Pe 3:7 But by the same word the heavens and earth that now exist are stored up for fire, being kept until the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.
2Pe 3:8 But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
2Pe 3:9 The Lord is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing that any should perish, but that all should reach repentance.

Writer: Here's a bunch of horseshit nobody will ever be able to call us on because our powers of prophecy lack anything resembling precision, have so little hard detail as to be basically meaningless, and are so vague in what is even being described that they can be interpreted any way you wish.

Believer: Who cares if there have been two thousand years with no Jesus comeback? I'm sure it will happen in my lifetime! Just like every Christian ancestor I've had in the last two thousand years was sure it would happen in their lifetimes! Cuz the Bible said so!
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