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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am
(July 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: (July 17, 2014 at 9:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So it seems it's time to toss the party poopers overboard and get this party ark a-rollin', yes?
Gets my vote.
I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP???
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 12:33 am
(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: Gets my vote.
I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP???
I know right! What kind of hoodlums take a perfectly good orgy thread and make it about sheep!? The nerve of some of this miniature sinners, I tell ya!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 1:23 am
(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP??? shhh, shh, quiet guys, mom's home.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 1:24 am
Miniature sinners?? Wtf does that even mean? Ok moar coffee
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 1:56 am
Sheep sex in a boat?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 2:18 am
(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP???
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Harms no one, brings people pleasure, and makes me artistically fulfilled to write it, and yet it's evil because it's tangentially connected to a set of strange rules it doesn't even break. That's real nice, Rev.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 3:22 am
This is how I see this going down.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 7:29 am
(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP??? What? We got on the damned ark and now you're bitching because we're talking dirty? Next you'll ask us to turn the music down, sheesh...
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 8:13 am
Can any adult sane Christian please explain to me how all the animals made it onto the ark?
Were they apparently tranced? Did they not need water or food or need a crap for 40 days!
And then after the Ark, they knew exactly what part of the world to walk or fly to!
The mind boggles at his genius!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 18, 2014 at 8:30 am
@ ignoramus
-And then after the Ark, they knew exactly what part of the world to walk or fly to!
I think they won't have a difficulty explaining this one. Terrestrial migrations happen all the time.
Everything else: magic.
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