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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
No need to get teste.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I91DJZKRxs
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(July 20, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You keep mentioning this....but tell me how you work noah into that?

Noah was a collaborator with the Assyrians. His clan gets credit for being the source of almost everyone in the area. His great grandson Nimrod ran Babylon (aka Babel with the tower) and built cities in Assyria, including Nineveh, which eventually became their capital.
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(July 19, 2014 at 8:20 am)Losty Wrote: I say we have the orgy on the deck in the rain Wink

Composed especially for Losty:

Warning: The following may be NSFW. Definitely do not click if easily offended/aroused (if the latter, see me urgently).


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Awe that is so sweet Heart
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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(July 20, 2014 at 4:16 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Noah was a collaborator with the Assyrians. His clan gets credit for being the source of almost everyone in the area. His great grandson Nimrod ran Babylon (aka Babel with the tower) and built cities in Assyria, including Nineveh, which eventually became their capital.
Just how did he collaborate? Were the assyrians, like myself, in the market for an ark? Was he running a butchers shop?
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(July 20, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Warning: The following may be NSFW. Definitely do not click if easily offended/aroused (if the latter, see me urgently).



You truly got the spirit of a poet there Stimbonator, awesome Clap
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Spirit of a poet, mind of a randy tomcat. That's me!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(July 20, 2014 at 3:13 pm)Cato Wrote:
(July 19, 2014 at 4:57 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Rocky Mountain National Park in a Thunderstorm?!? Angel

Uh oh, does this mean Estes Park is missing a 'T'?

Oh shit! I Finally got it. Big Grin
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That resounding clang was the sound of a penny dropping.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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