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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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No need to get teste.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione  (July 20, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You keep mentioning this....but tell me how you work noah into that? Noah was a collaborator with the Assyrians. His clan gets credit for being the source of almost everyone in the area. His great grandson Nimrod ran Babylon (aka Babel with the tower) and built cities in Assyria, including Nineveh, which eventually became their capital. (July 19, 2014 at 8:20 am)Losty Wrote: I say we have the orgy on the deck in the rain Composed especially for Losty: Warning: The following may be NSFW. Definitely do not click if easily offended/aroused (if the latter, see me urgently).
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 20, 2014 at 4:44 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2014 at 4:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 20, 2014 at 4:16 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Noah was a collaborator with the Assyrians. His clan gets credit for being the source of almost everyone in the area. His great grandson Nimrod ran Babylon (aka Babel with the tower) and built cities in Assyria, including Nineveh, which eventually became their capital.Just how did he collaborate? Were the assyrians, like myself, in the market for an ark? Was he running a butchers shop?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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