Well, Luckie is always my first choice when it comes to ladies 
But yea if you could go ahead and get all the ladies to join, that'd be great.
But yea if you could go ahead and get all the ladies to join, that'd be great.
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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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 (July 28, 2014 at 10:50 am)Losty Wrote: Well, Luckie is always my first choice when it comes to ladies Maybe I can apply suntan oil on you in the meantime?  I also have sunscreen for my pale ninja skin, since ninjas don't get a lot of Vitamin D.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.  (July 28, 2014 at 9:49 am)Losty Wrote: You guys do realize that your test subject has been drooling on his coloring book this whole time?That's the whole idea-- don't want to run out of lube.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould  (July 28, 2014 at 10:57 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote:(July 28, 2014 at 10:50 am)Losty Wrote: Well, Luckie is always my first choice when it comes to ladies lol I know the feeling. I like to go with at least 90spf and try not to be in direct sunlight for too long. I love the sun. I love lying in it soaking up it's delicious scolding hot rays, but I get sunburned really easy.  (July 28, 2014 at 9:03 am)pocaracas Wrote:(July 28, 2014 at 8:48 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Let's test that then. ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgment too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His return 
Can I eat the lobsters in the ark?
I like lobster. RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 11:28 am
(This post was last modified: July 28, 2014 at 11:30 am by StealthySkeptic.)
(July 28, 2014 at 11:10 am)Losty Wrote:(July 28, 2014 at 10:57 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Maybe I can apply suntan oil on you in the meantime? *Nods in agreement* Sigh...that's what I get for being a pale Irish boy. But at least I have the luck of the Irish, a lot of green clothes to shield myself from pinches on St. Patrick's Day, and the uncanny ability to be kissed just by saying I'm Irish.  Also, I can just imagine the sun scolding you. "Why are you relaxing on the beach and not preparing for another orgy on that ark with all those nice atheist (read: hell-bound) boys and girls, Losty?!"
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 11:31 am
(This post was last modified: July 28, 2014 at 11:34 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sinWhy would I want to run away from all of the danger, I;d rather try to help people your god is actively dicking - in this scenario. Similarly, I'm not looking to run away from any of my "sins" - why are you? Quote:get in = place faith in Christ and be spared from coming judgmentWhy would I want to associate myself with the dickerer? Quote:too late = either you die in your sins or you make it to the end of the Tribulation period and witness His returnI guess I'll just have to die then, another victim of your capricious god. Oh well. We all die someday. At least I'll die with my dignity and humanity intact, rather than live forever as a deserter, a traitor, and a coward.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Rev! You're useful after all! Not only do you preside as the resident comic relief, but your drooling (either from erotic jealousy or sheer simplicity, I'm not sure...) also acts as a great source of natural lube, and you can be a stand in during Losty's epic refractory period. You can quintuple, nay sextuple your usefulness if you provide some naughty Christian ladies who are willing to join in our debauchery.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (July 28, 2014 at 11:31 am)Rhythm Wrote:(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sinWhy would I want to run away from all of the danger, I;d rather try to help people your god is actively dicking - in this scenario. Similarly, I'm not looking to run away from any of my "sins" - why are you? Maybe one of the saddest posts I ever read. 
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