Marysville Pilchuck High School

[Christian]

Is yet another sign that things are moving very fast and Satan is doubling his efforts to destroy this world. With the ISIL in Syria, Ebola in South Africa and war between Sweden and Russia about to begin, and now this, the signs are just too many to ignore. I think my Pastor was right when he said that the end is now very near.

[Minimalist]

It's a sign that there are too many shitheads walking around with guns. Far too many of them are jesus freaks.

[Faith No More]

You're right. The signs are too much to ignore. Because before ISIL and ebola there was 9/11. Before that there was genocide in Bosnia and Rwanda. Before that there was the Cold War, and before that there was World War II. Of course, before that was World War I and before that was Napoleion, the American Civil War and yadda yadda yadda...

What the signs are saying is that humanity has always been trying to destroy itself while some loony cries that this is just what the bible is talking about.

It's bad enough that the world is an arena of death and destruction. Why does Christinaiy have to act like the cheerleading squad on the sideline?

[pocaracas]

It's bad enough that the world is an arena of death and destruction. Why does Christinaiy have to act like the cheerleading squad on the sideline?

Lack of historical awareness?

[FreeTony]

I think my Pastor was right when he said that the end is now very near.

Did this increase his weekly collection takings though?

Ask him to sell all his possessions and give the proceeds to the poor if he's that confident.

With the ISIL in Syria, Ebola in South Africa and war between Sweden and Russia about to begin, and now this, the signs are just too many to ignore.

It's lucky he wasn't alive during the first world war or the subsequent flu pandemic. 10+ million dead, and 75 million from the flu.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Is yet another sign that things are moving very fast and Satan is doubling his efforts to destroy this world. With the ISIL in Syria, Ebola in South Africa and war between Sweden and Russia about to begin, and now this, the signs are just too many to ignore. I think my Pastor was right when he said that the end is now very near.

Yeah, a few points:

1. Things aren't moving any faster than they have been.

2. Biblically, Satan doesn't want to destroy the world. He wants to rule it.

3. The ebola outbreak is in west Africa, not South Africa.

4. Sweden poking round for a suspected Russian sub isn't going to start a war.

5. Your pastor is as woefully ignorant as you are. Maybe the two of you could take a long weekend and express your passion for each other.

Boru

[Minimalist]

Idiot jesus freaks have been predicting the end of the world since 30 AD... if you believe those silly-assed gospels.

http://www.armageddononline.org/failed_armageddon.php

So, I thought it might be appropriate to list some of the many other times in history that religious fanatics of all kinds have decided the world was about to end, what they did about it, and what really happened to those who followed them when the world did not end as scheduled.

Yet, the world goes on... as it will now.

[Aoi Magi]

Another doomsday prophecy? C'mon professor, where are you? We need a date on this

[Jackalope]

I love how this guy is dancing in the blood of the dead, salivating at the thought of the apocalypse.

That's one fucking degenerate death cult you've got there, Christian.

[Jenny A]

Yeah, a few points:

1. Things aren't moving any faster than they have been.

2. Biblically, Satan doesn't want to destroy the world. He wants to rule it.

3. The ebola outbreak is in west Africa, not South Africa.

4. Sweden poking round for a suspected Russian sub isn't going to start a war.

5. Your pastor is as woefully ignorant as you are. Maybe the two of you could take a long weekend and express your passion for each other.

Boru

Just a few more:

1. Fall of Rome

2. Black Death

3. Year 1000

4. French Revolution

We can talk geological disasters too if you'd like OP. We can also talk of past strife in the Middle East.