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The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ

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The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:39 pm
Let Jesus live, but corrupt Him!!

Fist fuck His Holy sphincter till he is squirting Santorum out His butt and screaming for MORE !!!
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:40 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2014 at 12:45 pm by abaris.)
I'd say, rally the Flying Spaghetti monster and its minions.

(November 29, 2014 at 12:39 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Let Jesus live, but corrupt Him!!

Fist fuck His Holy sphincter till he is squirting Santorum out His butt and screaming for MORE !!!

Leave Santorum in there for fucks sake.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:45 pm
I'm not normally one for mob violence but...

Kick him in the nads!

It's not his fault really. It's hard to live up to infinite hype when you don't exist.

When was his second coming going to be again? Cos I'm busy most of next week.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:45 pm
Any day now...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:47 pm
Imagine the look on his face!

"Did you guys listen to anything I said?"
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:48 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2014 at 12:48 pm by abaris.)
(November 29, 2014 at 12:45 pm)robvalue Wrote: When was his second coming going to be again? Cos I'm busy most of next week.

Did he ever come? The bible doesn't mention anything about that.

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But now he's into threats of sexual violence too.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:50 pm
His first coming was premature.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:51 pm
(November 29, 2014 at 12:50 pm)robvalue Wrote: His first coming was premature.

But when he comes he cums obviously.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:54 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2014 at 12:54 pm by robvalue.)
This time everyone will be able to post him coming on YouTube. They forgot to even write about it until after he was dead last time, dumbasses.
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RE: The Case for an Insurrection Against Jesus Christ
November 29, 2014 at 12:57 pm
Maybe we should invite him to the party as well.

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