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The End of the World
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 6:58 pm by Losty.)
Hmm...if I had an option for after life it would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 6:57 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Losty Wrote: Hmm...if I had an option for after life I would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.

View their faces? Watch out for their feces after they shit themselves.
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:01 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 7:03 pm by robvalue.)
Almost anyone on this board would be a better God.

I would be a good god because I actually care about people, not pissing around with them for my own amusement and having people make daft excuses for me.
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:03 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 7:01 pm)robvalue Wrote: Almost anyone on this board would be a better God.

It's not difficult.

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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm
So...we go to hell for drowning spiders in Lysol? Damned again. This sucks. I want a new god.
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:08 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 7:15 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(December 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm)Losty Wrote: So...we go to hell for drowning spiders in Lysol? Damned again. This sucks. I want a new god.

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I make an exception for bugs, bacteria, viruses, etc.

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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:11 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 7:14 pm by Violet.)
(December 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Losty Wrote: Hmm...if I had an option for after life it would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.

Do... ummm... do you want to come live with me in the end? Skunk

We can look at theist faces together... forever. If you want to... Blush
(December 3, 2014 at 7:01 pm)robvalue Wrote: Almost anyone on this board would be a better God.

I would be a good god because I actually care about people, not pissing around with them for my own amusement and having people make daft excuses for me.

I'd make a better god, because I play around with them for my own amusement, and don't care about any of my toys.

After all, I have so many.
(December 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm)Losty Wrote: So...we go to hell for drowning spiders in Lysol? Damned again. This sucks. I want a new god.

There are no spiders in Roppongi~ Smile
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:14 pm
You'd have to work real hard to be a worse God. Like, take courses first.
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:33 pm
(December 3, 2014 at 7:11 pm)Alice Wrote:
(December 3, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Losty Wrote: Hmm...if I had an option for after life it would be five minutes of viewing the faces of every obnoxious theist as they realize they were wrong.

Do... ummm... do you want to come live with me in the end? Skunk

We can look at theist faces together... forever. If you want to... Blush

Blush yes. Yes. YES!
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RE: The End of the World
December 3, 2014 at 7:42 pm (This post was last modified: December 3, 2014 at 7:44 pm by Violet.)
(December 3, 2014 at 7:14 pm)robvalue Wrote: You'd have to work real hard to be a worse God. Like, take courses first.

He's juvenile... a kid. KILL ALL THE THINGS? What an utter void of creativity... gives you toys free will, and then says NO NO, I DON'T LIKE IT!

Pitiful. I do not need to take patheticness courses.
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