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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 9:50 am
Good question!
My other one is: how do you know so much about a thing you can't even demonstrate is real?
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 9:55 am
(December 15, 2014 at 9:50 am)robvalue Wrote: Good question!
My other one is: how do you know so much about a thing you can't even demonstrate is real?
They've got a book...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 9:56 am
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Can God create a fucking magnet so mysterious that even He doesn't know how it works?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 10:06 am
God doesn't have to answer your questions! He has scientific immunity!
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 10:09 am
(December 15, 2014 at 9:56 am)Alex K Wrote: Can God create a fucking magnet so mysterious that even He doesn't know how it works?
Nobody knows how fucking magnets work!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 10:25 am
For my next trick I'm going to invent my own God, and see how Tony disproves her. (God will be female)
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 10:37 am
(December 15, 2014 at 10:25 am)Spooky Wrote: For my next trick I'm going to invent my own God, and see how Tony disproves her. (God will be female)
I'll give you a hint...he'll rely on a certain book.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 11:30 am
(December 15, 2014 at 8:22 am)Spooky Wrote: God can do anything. Ok. Can God make a rock so big God can't move it?
(This is today's question if you're still playing)
Pshhh, c'mon, God can't do anything that is LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, you know. He can only do weird shit like exist as a single God entity composed of co-joined triplets who created matter, time, and space from super-natural and super-sexy vocal cords; or wash away the blemishes of people's stupidity and animal instincts from his Book of Life with his human god-child's pure virgin blood. Just that kind of stuff.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: I was lost but now Im found
December 15, 2014 at 11:53 am
And take toast selfies.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
