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Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
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Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
6 7.79%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
#61
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
How would a putative God prove himself ?

I'm thinking he would need to differentiate himself from a possible alien being of similar nature to Q from Star Trek.

(so why not worship a "Q" as a God? well for starters, there are more than one of them, so there is that)
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#62
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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#63
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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#64
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Even if it was proven, I wouldn't worship god. Kinda like how if hitler came back from the dead I wouldn't worship him either.
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#65
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
(January 10, 2015 at 1:28 pm)DeadChannel Wrote: Even if it was proven, I wouldn't worship god. Kinda like how if hitler came back from the dead I wouldn't worship him either.

Well god is the Hitler of the bible. I wouldn't worship god knowing full well of what he did and can do.
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#66
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
I actually don't know. If I do worship it is not out of conviction, but because I am out for myself and I want to have eternal bliss Tongue

But even with eternal bliss, some concepts in christianity are just downright wrong/illogical. I read the bible and feel like Jesus was the first communist, with talking about sharing wealth and disliking rich people, and discouraging ambitions of wealth. And then I see christians hating on communists wtf?

It's all fucked up.
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#67
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
I don't like the idea of worshiping anything, but if eternal torture was actually known to be a thing that could happen if I didn't I'd probably throw away my dignity and worship the all powerful jerk.
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#68
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Thing is, I wouldn't trust a dick who was forcing me to worship him anyway. And he would know I was insincere, probably. So I'd just stand up for myself and let him do his worst. Not like there's anything I can about his decisions anyhow.
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#69
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Real or not, I worship Priapus.

Tongue
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#70
RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Like others it'd depend for me if there was a hell or not, if so then I don't fancy eternal torture, so yes.

If not then i'd just carry on as is now and think it was a lousy creator, but I wouldn't go out of my way to piss this god off, I mean this thing did create the Universe so it could still fuck me over in a second if it's feelings get hurt.
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