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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
 12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
 51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
 0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
 0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
 2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
 6 7.79%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
March 1, 2015 at 9:50 pm
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
March 2, 2015 at 2:06 pm
No. It certainly would not be the loving, caring god of the bible. ROFLOL

And it would more than likely be a sort of first cause god that probably does not care about our existence any way, so no. I still would not care, my life would go on as normal.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
March 2, 2015 at 2:15 pm
There is a god and this is the best that it can do? Hell no, I would not worship it.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
March 2, 2015 at 2:18 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2015 at 2:18 pm by robvalue.)
No way. I'd worship no God that chose things to be this way. Or that is described in the evil books.

Err, I probably already wrote that earlier. Never mind Big Grin
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
March 3, 2015 at 9:24 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am)whateverist Wrote: This is the place to gather the important data concerning how atheists would respond if we knew for certain God (yeah, that one) existed. Who wants to worship this being?

For theists there are corresponding choices for what you would do if the god whose existence science had demonstrated wasn't yours. You gonna switch sides and worship the actual lord of the cosmos?

I don't speed because of the police. so if some dude was hanging in the sky ready to fry my ass for stealing? yeah I wouldn't steal a piece of gum. if he said praise him or get a bolt up my ass? well I see people praising leaders all over the world and they aint gods.

I guess I would and hope the alien leaves soon.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
March 3, 2015 at 9:47 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2015 at 9:56 pm by abaris.)
(January 9, 2014 at 11:20 am)whateverist Wrote: This is the place to gather the important data concerning how atheists would respond if we knew for certain God (yeah, that one) existed. Who wants to worship this being?

If that one is the only choice I would probably kiss his ass in fear but certainly not in admiration or - god forbid - in love.

There are certainly more appealing deities than that one.

Btw, there's a book by David Kerr called prayer. It's a horror thriller with the premise that god is really the literal god of the bible and acts accordingly. Kerr's an atheist if anyone wouldn't have guessed.
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