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Famous last words (of Jesus)
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Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 7:30 am
This is a fun little game which started in this other thread here.

What might Jesus' actual last words have been? Here are the ideas we've had so far:

robvalue Wrote:"Why aren't you fuckers writing any of this down? You'll never remember it properly! This is important!"

"Hey what? No! Look, you're supposed to use the trick nails, not those ones...argh! I'm Jesus, remember? Fine. I won't need to paint on the stigmata I guess."

Stimbo Wrote:"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING THING YOU BASTARDS THIS REALLY REALLY FUCKING HURTS GET ME DOWN GETMEDOWNGETMEDOWNGETMEDOWN OWIEOWIEOWIE ........!"

Neimenovic Wrote:'Duuuuuuude, I can see Bethlehem from here!'

And here's my new one:

"Always look on the bright side of life." *whistles*
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 7:32 am
"I'll be back."

duh.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 7:43 am
'Guuuys, don't leave me hangin'
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 9:07 am
"Gimme a T!"
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 9:09 am
Did I leave the gas on?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 9:54 am
"Does this cross make my ass look fat?"
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 9:59 am
Whew, good thing that the lady at the leper's house poured that bucket of oil on me on time.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 10:01 am
"I was able to feed the multitude because I caught a fish this fucking big."
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 10:10 am
"I am Brian and so is my wife."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 10:14 am
(June 1, 2015 at 10:10 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: "I am Brian and so is my wife."

I know the guy looked familiar...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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