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Famous last words (of Jesus)
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"Meh, This sure beats getting speared."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  (June 2, 2015 at 11:09 am)Alex K Wrote:(June 2, 2015 at 11:07 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: "This is the worst Christmas gift EVER!" Passover. Easter is the resurrection holiday.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Thought I'd just hang around a while and check out the sights.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
"Whaddya mean, wave? Bloody comedians..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you. I always have.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
OK, I admit it!
I fucked my mum so she can give birth to me! And I am my own father! What's the biggie?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 2:48 am
(This post was last modified: June 3, 2015 at 2:49 am by robvalue.)
"Psst! Hey, guards! Some fucker is probably going to claim I wasn't actually dead, so make sure you stick a spear into my guts to prove it. I mean, don't actually do it, but get them to add it into the story at a later date when no one is watching."
"*Sigh* It gets boring after a while pretending to be in all this pain. I'm a god, remember? Oooh, it hurts so much! Ow, ow! Suckers." Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum  (June 2, 2015 at 10:37 pm)Jenny A Wrote:(June 2, 2015 at 11:09 am)Alex K Wrote: You mean Easter? Well I know, but do you give presents for passover?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
dumb question time!
Why do Greeks celebrate Easter on a different day. Either weeks earlier or later. (or rarely at the same time) Is there something extra weird about the orthodox religion? (I should know being Greek, but I don't)
No God, No fear.
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