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Famous last words (of Jesus)
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#61
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 10:51 pm
"My balls are SO itchy!"

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 11:15 pm
"Ow - splinter!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#63
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 4, 2015 at 1:49 am
Calling all termites! Calling all termites!

*Nooo, they didn't come.*
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 4, 2015 at 4:34 am
(June 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Why would Jesus say "Boru" ???


Matthew 6:33 'But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto Boru.'  (the original Aramaic seems to have been garbled)


Boru
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 4, 2015 at 4:39 am
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 4, 2015 at 7:42 am
" I'm almost ready to forgive my creation for being as I created them!"  "Maybe just a few more minutes on this cross that I made from atoms I gathered from the other side of the universe"  "VY Canis Majoris is lovely this month, It's growing so big!"
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 16, 2015 at 4:45 am
"Fuck, this hurts. No, don't write that down..."
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 16, 2015 at 5:09 am
"Dear Dad, can I start pretending to be dead now?"
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 16, 2015 at 5:22 am
"Should've gotten laid more..."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 16, 2015 at 5:24 am
Life's a piece of shit when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
You'll see it's all a show keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
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