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#3421
RE: joke time
December 15, 2019 at 7:25 pm
Ahh, that's where I got it, well its a goody and I never claimed that it was original! Tongue
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#3422
RE: joke time
December 15, 2019 at 7:30 pm
(December 15, 2019 at 7:25 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Ahh, that's where I got it, well its a goody and I never claimed that it was original! Tongue

Absolutely nothing wrong with quoting the legendary Mr Pratchett.

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#3423
RE: joke time
December 15, 2019 at 8:06 pm
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he steals your job teaching people to fish.
Now everyone knows how to fish.
And now fish is worthless.
Should've just given the man a fish. Fish would've been worth a lot then. Everyone would've appreciated the fish, and rewarded you for giving it to them. Now, you have nothing to offer and have been kicked out of the tribe.
And that's why you give a man a fish instead of teaching him how.
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#3424
RE: joke time
December 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm
Give Mr Kim a nuke and the world is a better place. Teach him how to nuke and we're all fucked! lol.
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#3425
RE: joke time
December 15, 2019 at 9:39 pm
(December 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Give Mr Kim a nuke and the world is a better place. Teach him how to nuke and we're all fucked! lol.

Nuke Mr Kim and he’s no longer aproblem.
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#3426
RE: joke time
December 15, 2019 at 10:29 pm
(December 15, 2019 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Give Mr Kim a nuke and the world is a better place. Teach him how to nuke and we're all fucked! lol.

Nuke Mr Kim and he’s no longer aproblem.

Yeah, but he's got some vely powelfur fliends...
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#3427
RE: joke time
December 15, 2019 at 10:34 pm
(December 15, 2019 at 10:29 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 15, 2019 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nuke Mr Kim and he’s no longer aproblem.

Yeah, but he's got some vely powelfur fliends...

That’s why you don’t have a government or governmental agency do it.

Instead, leave it to an insane individual.
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#3428
RE: joke time
December 16, 2019 at 8:58 am
I don't know what to call this joke 

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#3429
RE: joke time
December 16, 2019 at 3:02 pm
A horse went into a bar everyday day and drinks five or six pints.
One day the barman asked.
"Do you think you are an alcoholic"
The horse answers.
"I don't think I am" and promptly disappears.

That was joke about Descartes idea about self.

I could have told you that at the beginning.

But that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.



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#3430
RE: joke time
December 17, 2019 at 8:48 am (This post was last modified: December 17, 2019 at 8:48 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:But that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

But Descartes is dead, so you'd be putting Descartes before the hearse.

He should have phrased it, 'Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.' (I think I think, therefore I think I am.  I think.)

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