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joke time
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I once had to go to court for stealing a box of doughnuts. They charged me with impersonating a cop.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I once met a girl - a complete stranger to me - who was so staggeringly beautiful that I went straight up to her and asked if she would pose in the nude for me.
'I'm not a model,' she said. 'That's ok,' I answered. 'I'm not an artist.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (May 14, 2020 at 1:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once met a girl - a complete stranger to me - who was so staggeringly beautiful that I went straight up to her and asked if she would pose in the nude for me. And then Valk cut your heart out with a spoon? “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (May 14, 2020 at 1:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(May 14, 2020 at 1:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once met a girl - a complete stranger to me - who was so staggeringly beautiful that I went straight up to her and asked if she would pose in the nude for me. Pshaw. I am SO not afraid of Valk when she's not here. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(harking back to the dad jokes)
‘A crocodile bit off my toe!’ ‘Which one?’ ‘I dunno - crocs all look alike to me.’ Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Lucky his toe wasn't bitten off by a Japanese man.
That joke would have never worked then. Not in this day and age.  RE: joke time
May 14, 2020 at 7:56 pm
(This post was last modified: May 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm by The Valkyrie.)
I've put up a sign outside my office that says, "Entering the office without using the hand sanitiser provided is punishable by death."
Then I didn't put out any hand sanitiser. Now people are coming into my office to ask where it is! Covid: 21. Beccs: 11
Dying to live, living to die.
It's almost like that last line is a reference number for the new post apocalyptic Bible of Becc.
RE: joke time
May 14, 2020 at 10:01 pm
(This post was last modified: May 15, 2020 at 3:48 am by The Valkyrie.)
(May 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm)Little lunch Wrote: It's almost like that last line is a reference number for the new post apocalyptic Bible of Becc. And I'm writing my Revelation and Book of Doom in a nice secluded office, not on an island where magic mushrooms are prominant. No 20 winged angels with 4 faces and 3 dicks in my book.
Dying to live, living to die.
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