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joke time
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 (June 2, 2020 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What does Donald say to Melania after sex? "It's the best sex she ever had! Without a doubt!! She won't walk for days!!! Ron Jeremy has said I'm the best and biggest he has ever seen!!!! THANK YOU, MR PRESIDENT!!"
Dying to live, living to die.
I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’
If she can’t walk, how the hell is she supposed to get up and make me a sandwich? Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ Oh, no you didn't. 
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius  “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (June 2, 2020 at 7:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ Well, it’s not like I’m asking for a GRILLED sandwich, ffs. That would take too long and I’ve got some sleeping to do. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Fuck her on the kitchen table. Tried it, but our dinner guests went all judge-y. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(June 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Fuck her on the kitchen table. 
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ I'll make you a sandwich. And a couple of roasts... And probably a lot of jerky. The rest I'll feed to the cats and use in the garden.
Dying to live, living to die.
(June 2, 2020 at 7:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ Your cats will die and the garden will grow nothing but stingwort. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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