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I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’
If she can’t walk, how the hell is she supposed to get up and make me a sandwich? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ Oh, no you didn't. 
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
(June 2, 2020 at 7:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ Well, it’s not like I’m asking for a GRILLED sandwich, ffs. That would take too long and I’ve got some sleeping to do. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Fuck her on the kitchen table. Tried it, but our dinner guests went all judge-y. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(June 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Fuck her on the kitchen table. 
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
 (June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ I'll make you a sandwich. And a couple of roasts... And probably a lot of jerky. The rest I'll feed to the cats and use in the garden. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (June 2, 2020 at 7:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’ Your cats will die and the garden will grow nothing but stingwort. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I saw a show once where a woman made soap out of her ex, who was suffering from indigestion the whole show. When she tried to use the soap it burned off all her skin which looked much like the art she had been painting during the show. It was super dumb but funny.
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