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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:04 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What does Donald say to Melania after sex?

A: ‘I’ll be home in an hour.’

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"It's the best sex she ever had! Without a doubt!! She won't walk for days!!! Ron Jeremy has said I'm the best and biggest he has ever seen!!!! THANK YOU, MR PRESIDENT!!"

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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm
I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’

If she can’t walk, how the hell is she supposed to get up and make me a sandwich?

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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:14 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’

If she can’t walk, how the hell is she supposed to get up and make me a sandwich?

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Oh, no you didn't.   Tut Tut
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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm
Fuck her on the kitchen table.




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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Fuck her on the kitchen table.

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June 2, 2020 at 7:17 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 7:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’

If she can’t walk, how the hell is she supposed to get up and make me a sandwich?

Boru

Oh, no you didn't.   Tut Tut

Well, it’s not like I’m asking for a GRILLED sandwich, ffs. That would take too long and I’ve got some sleeping to do.

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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Fuck her on the kitchen table.

Tried it, but our dinner guests went all judge-y.

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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:20 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Fuck her on the kitchen table.

Tried it, but our dinner guests went all judge-y.

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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:26 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’

If she can’t walk, how the hell is she supposed to get up and make me a sandwich?

Boru

I'll make you a sandwich.




And a couple of roasts...


And probably a lot of jerky.


The rest I'll feed to the cats and use in the garden.

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RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 7:39 pm
(June 2, 2020 at 7:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve never understood the boast, ‘She won’t walk for days after THAT!’

If she can’t walk, how the hell is she supposed to get up and make me a sandwich?

Boru

I'll make you a sandwich.




And a couple of roasts...


And probably a lot of jerky.


The rest I'll feed to the cats and use in the garden.

Your cats will die and the garden will grow nothing but stingwort.

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