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RE: joke time
June 25, 2020 at 7:23 am
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

After serving the other two, the barman asks the rabbit what he wants.

The rabbit replies, "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
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June 25, 2020 at 7:33 am
I got the shits now. I just threw away a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Where's Wally.
The first piece I pulled out of the box had Wally on it!
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RE: joke time
June 25, 2020 at 5:34 pm
(June 25, 2020 at 7:33 am)ignoramus Wrote: I got the shits now. I just threw away a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of Where's Wally.
The first piece I pulled out of the box had Wally on it!

Uh oh!  You just threw away a perfectly good puzzle.

You were supposed to find Waldo.

Wally was the guy who liked Beaver.  I identified with Wally...
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RE: joke time
June 26, 2020 at 2:00 am (This post was last modified: June 26, 2020 at 2:18 am by ignoramus.)
Sorry, I really don't like Christians who are now atheists.

Christ is for life, not just for dogmas.
I told a black joke to a colleague. She said please don't ever tell that to a black person, because it's in bad taste and stereotypes black people, and they might stab you!
The first time I stayed at my girlfriend's house, her father told me it was OK as long as we didn't sleep together.
Which was a pity, as he was quite good looking.
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RE: joke time
June 27, 2020 at 6:34 pm
Discovered today that I have a half brother.



Bloody sharks!
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June 27, 2020 at 9:31 pm
My friend, who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nanna.
By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude!
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RE: joke time
June 27, 2020 at 9:34 pm
(June 27, 2020 at 9:31 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My friend, who has a stutter, was telling us about his Nanna.
By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude!

I have a lot of the Beatles' music. (please don't judge) But deleted that tune a loooooooooooong time ago.  Hehe
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June 27, 2020 at 10:01 pm
I most certainly hope you also disposed of the "white" album! Hehe
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RE: joke time
June 27, 2020 at 11:03 pm
(June 27, 2020 at 10:01 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I most certainly hope you also disposed of the "white" album! Hehe

Never bought it!  Hmph Ne'er mind that I was poor as piss on a plate and wasn't buying records in those days, anyway.
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RE: joke time
June 28, 2020 at 2:23 am
I was never the best student at English in school but the teacher always used to laugh at my grammar.

Which wasn’t fair, as he’s never even met her.
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