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Damned Catholics
RE: Damned Catholics
(December 19, 2014 at 10:57 am)abaris Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 10:47 am)MissR Wrote: Oh, don't get me started on Caholicism! I was forcibly raised as one. Oh, the pain!

I was raised a catholic too. But as a meh one. More because of tradition. I only saw a church's interior at easter and christmas.
I had to go to Catholic school as a child. It was a scary place. Nuns carrying around thick paddles while we had lunch. I recall vomiting in my lap often.
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At least the next time you go in one you'll be planting explosives.
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RE: Damned Catholics
(December 19, 2014 at 11:37 am)robvalue Wrote: At least the next time you go in one you'll be planting explosives.

I quite like the churches. In my country they're mostly ancient structures and for a historian with archeological interests, it's pretty amazing to study them in detail.

Quite the same for me as visiting a roman or greek temple.

Destroying old churches would be the same as the Taliban demolishing the Buddha statues.
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Yeah, they are nice looking buildings. Such a shame. *wrings hands*
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RE: Damned Catholics
(December 19, 2014 at 11:18 am)MissR Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 10:57 am)abaris Wrote: I was raised a catholic too. But as a meh one. More because of tradition. I only saw a church's interior at easter and christmas.
I had to go to Catholic school as a child. It was a scary place. Nuns carrying around thick paddles while we had lunch. I recall vomiting in my lap often.

That has to be rough. I wouldn't want to be Catholic as a kid but, as an adult, if I was forced somehow to be a Christian, I'd be Catholic. You can do anything you want as long as you tell someone and the girls are hot. Well, I'm a married man now so the latter is irrelevant but still, I have much fonder memories of Catholic girls than Protestant girls. The Catholics I know are more liberal or progressive politically. It's the Protestants that are the most fucked up.

@Billy Joel: I have no idea what you're singing about. I never dated a Catholic girl that was sexually repressed.
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RE: Damned Catholics
(December 19, 2014 at 11:18 am)MissR Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 10:57 am)abaris Wrote: I was raised a catholic too. But as a meh one. More because of tradition. I only saw a church's interior at easter and christmas.
I had to go to Catholic school as a child. It was a scary place. Nuns carrying around thick paddles while we had lunch. I recall vomiting in my lap often.

Did you ever notice that these nuns all look like the backside of your balls?

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"Brides of christ" indeed. No wonder the fucker hung out with guys!
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Wasn't thst guy in Dad's Army?

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RE: Damned Catholics
(December 19, 2014 at 1:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 11:18 am)MissR Wrote: I had to go to Catholic school as a child. It was a scary place. Nuns carrying around thick paddles while we had lunch. I recall vomiting in my lap often.

Did you ever notice that these nuns all look like the backside of your balls?

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"Brides of christ" indeed. No wonder the fucker hung out with guys!
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RE: Damned Catholics
Obviously not your balls, Missy. Just any pair of balls will do.
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RE: Damned Catholics
Jury tells catholic fucks to go fuck themselves.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/jury-...on-firing/

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