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god is a moron - genesis
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
(August 2, 2015 at 10:16 am)AFTT47 Wrote: Well, lets see.

I'm God and I want Adam and Eve to obey me and live happily in the garden of Eden. I don't want them to eat the apple from the tree of life but I'll put the tree in the garden where they can reach it. I'll tell them not to eat of its fruit but since I didn't give them the ability to know right from wrong, they won't know it's wrong to disobey me. I'll also put the talking snake (which I created myself and know to be duplicitous) in with them. Then when they listen to the snake and eat of the fruit (which I knew was going to happen since I'm omniscient) I'll blame them instead of my own worthless ass.

Paul says that Adam was not deceived. He knew that what he was doing was wrong.
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god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 2, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Crossless1 - August 2, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 4, 2015 at 8:07 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 4, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 5, 2015 at 4:27 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by AFTT47 - August 2, 2015 at 10:16 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 10:21 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 9:23 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 5, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 2, 2015 at 10:44 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Crossless1 - August 2, 2015 at 10:47 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by polar bear - August 2, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by IATIA - August 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 4, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 5, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 5, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 5, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 9:17 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 6, 2015 at 2:01 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 6, 2015 at 8:34 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 7, 2015 at 4:42 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 7, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 5, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 5, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 6, 2015 at 8:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 6, 2015 at 5:18 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:37 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 6, 2015 at 9:07 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 12:03 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 2:58 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 4:07 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 11:23 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 5:50 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 8:11 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 5:53 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 8:15 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 10:07 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:13 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 10:36 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by orangebox21 - August 7, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 11:13 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by orangebox21 - August 7, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

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