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god is a moron - genesis
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
(August 7, 2015 at 5:50 am)alpha male Wrote:
(August 2, 2015 at 10:01 am)dyresand Wrote: day 1 - Creates the heavens and the earth.

day 2 -  he couldn't see a god damned thing creates light and dark also created the moon. (didn't create a source of light till day 4, if god was so smart he would have created the sun)

day 3 - creates vegetation (again no light source and no insects and bees to pollinate said vegetation)

day 4 - finally creates the god damned sun 

If you want to leave some of god's fuck ups please do this will be a educational thing for theists on the website.

Why can't an omnipotent god have light without the sun, or vegetation without insects?

Actually that third one is a pretty good fine-tuning argument for ID.
I seriously thought the vegetation without insects was too foolish to answer. because what does it matter if the vegetation went without insects for ONE day?
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god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 2, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Crossless1 - August 2, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 4, 2015 at 8:07 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 4, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 5, 2015 at 4:27 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by AFTT47 - August 2, 2015 at 10:16 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 10:21 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Nope - August 5, 2015 at 9:23 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 5, 2015 at 12:12 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 2, 2015 at 10:44 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Crossless1 - August 2, 2015 at 10:47 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by polar bear - August 2, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 2, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Pyrrho - August 2, 2015 at 2:57 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Aoi Magi - August 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Longhorn - August 2, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by IATIA - August 4, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 4, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 5, 2015 at 8:55 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 5, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 5, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 9:17 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 6, 2015 at 2:01 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 6, 2015 at 8:34 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 7, 2015 at 4:42 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Brakeman - August 7, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 5, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 5, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 5, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by abaris - August 6, 2015 at 8:50 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 6, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 6, 2015 at 5:18 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:37 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 6, 2015 at 9:07 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 12:03 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 12:56 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 2:58 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 4:07 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 11:23 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Mudhammam - August 7, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 5:50 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 8:11 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 5:53 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by robvalue - August 7, 2015 at 8:15 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by John V - August 7, 2015 at 10:07 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Drich - August 7, 2015 at 10:13 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 10:36 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by orangebox21 - August 7, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 7, 2015 at 11:13 am
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by orangebox21 - August 7, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: god is a moron - genesis - by dyresand - August 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

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